It’s because I pet her 2 1/2 times instead of 2 1/4 times.
2026-10-12 22:23:08
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rhetty spaghetti fitness :
I worked for a physician that wanted me to file an animal attack report with animal control because a kitten “attacked” a woman on blood thinners…. I may or may not have lied about making the report because it was the dumbest thing I’d been asked to do in a long time.
2026-10-12 22:06:55
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JroseXNA :
We took my mother in laws cat in when she passed away, that cat hates me. Shes bitten me 3 times just because she hates me, I needed antibiotics 2 of those times. My mother in law hated me too. 😂😂
2026-10-12 22:12:01
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Jessica K :
You’re right. I had cat scratch fever when I was 5, and that was really on me
2026-10-13 01:57:08
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🇨🇦 Green 🇨🇦 :
She got under my feet and I tripped so I fell instead of squishing her…so she bit me really hard because I’m embarrassing 😳
2026-10-13 00:11:04
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Melinda_London :
I used to work as a vet tech got bit by a cross eyed cat named short bus, spent 2 days in the hospital. I had my hand on her table 😆
2026-10-12 21:21:23
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Sarah 'Liegl' Bleier :
My cat nodding along to this
2026-10-12 23:04:09
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WashCar :
wow! the cat rolled its eyes at the end 🤣
2026-10-12 22:32:29
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SuziP :
I grabbed the stray kitten to get her fixed. 4 round sof antibiotics and 2 surgeries later.... still cant bend the pointer finger on my left hand.
2026-10-13 00:47:27
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thursday girl :
I remember my cat attacked my mom when she took him to the vet and now he gets gassed before being taken out of the kennel because he's so aggressive (he's just a baby) 😭
2026-10-13 03:26:45
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Ms. Marmalade :
She wanted 2 head boops and I foolishly did 3
2026-10-13 00:43:58
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No :
My kitten play bites my hands so often I have constant little fang punctures lol
2026-10-13 03:23:52
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notastripperbrandy :
Well sometimes it is because you lured a stray with your leftovers in an Outback steakhouse parking lot and they perhaps did not expect to be grabbed quite so quickly by the crazy woman feeding them steak bites. 🤣 I've also been bit by a dog. And a racoon. And a couple of birds. None of the squirrels or possums have gotten me. Yet.
2026-10-12 22:20:10
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B :
I told mine she didn’t need more patè because she’s becoming a chonk. She’s been hissing at me for 2 days
2026-10-13 02:53:40
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StephLa21 :
I exist, that’s enough to piss my cat off. 😂😂
2026-10-12 23:51:56
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Bunny.boo :
I had to give her a bath because she got into the coal shoot, couldn't bend my finger for two weeks and had to take antibiotics for infection
2026-10-13 03:21:50
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amandabeeee 🆓️🇺🇸🆘️ :
I dared to try to break them up.
They both attacked me.
I'll let them kill each other next time.
And yes, I'm still feeding them and sleep with them next to my face.
2026-10-13 03:26:00
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krt510 :
I was breathing. Yep, that’s basically it!
2026-10-13 01:59:01
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Grey Daze :
I swear I did NOTHING. She was playing then satan entered her body. All the sudden play was around my hand bunny kicking to disembowel my arm, and she went for the jugular on my wrist and drew blood. Then it was all over, she was back to normal, like it never happened. I hope I can be forgiven T.T
2026-10-12 23:07:20
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Ricky Frankum :
because if a dog bites you its likely sick if a cat does it they are just a cat
2026-10-12 22:41:19
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Priss Verso :
I retrieved him from under the neighbor's boat trailer after he bolted through the door to chase a feral that had the audacity to be in his yard. When he got to where he was, he was scared and also ready to fight. I got more scratches than bites AND a broken finger. Never went to the ER though. Thankfully no infection took hold, and what are they gonna do for a broken finger? Splint it and give a referral for PT? I can do that myself, just like I saved my 19 pound idiot from learning about coyotes at midnight.
2026-10-12 22:39:27
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BadKitty🆘🇺🇸 :
I was taking care of an ol’ tough street tom, who had never been socialized in any way, he just didn’t know how to handle his trust issues! He even brought me one of his children to raise!! And even though I spent 3 days in the hospital from him chomping on my leg—it got infected really fast—I still miss him every single day🤷♀️
2026-10-12 23:09:40
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dfygravity767 :
Not me thinking the cat was the patient at first…
2026-10-12 22:38:35
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Catarina :
Wait how do you have my cat?
2026-10-13 00:05:28
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ryoka31 :
It was the dog fault. He scared the cat by existing and the cat bite me. The dog was sitting by me at the time.
2026-10-12 21:54:46
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