my mom actually died 2 weeks ago. My boss didnt believe me. I brought her cremated remains to work
2026-10-13 02:06:30
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Hannah :
After I killed off my entire family in excuses I just quit bc I couldn’t think of anything else
2026-10-13 01:37:54
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Imorganic :
Good thing he’s an understanding boss
2026-10-13 08:07:21
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drewssupersecrettt :
i said i cut my toe off and showed my cousins toe cut off lol they ate that shi up
2026-10-13 01:29:59
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ava :
Literally stabbed my tire one time cus they didn’t believe I had a flat tire
2026-10-13 02:49:56
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mredflores :
i just say i got a migraine or have diarrhea
2026-10-13 01:17:00
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user3446856610424 :
These are ALL unavoidable
2026-10-13 00:38:38
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Toxxic :
I got an real horrible infection in my face that swelled one half of it up like a balloon it was so bad I actually called a whole week off before I could go to the doctor and get some steroids/antibiotics
I've been milking it since than since the pics I sent looked horrible lol
the docs finding something new wrong with me every other month according to my manager😂
2026-10-13 08:39:00
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brookalicious💌 :
the fortune cookie one is def gonna get used
2026-10-13 01:23:13
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Crimson Ogle :
I just tell them I won't be there. I don't give excuses.
2026-10-13 08:36:15
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𝓒𝓵𝓮𝓸🍭🍬 :
My grandma gets a new form of cancer each week atp. I aint even seen her in over a year
2026-10-13 00:44:55
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❌🔥$UСКiН !N В1О🍓❌ :
thoughtful confident 🙂
2026-10-13 05:57:01
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emily hancock 🍬 :
I told my boss my dad died and that he was an avid partier who lived in Nevada. That he wanted his whole family to have a celebration of life. I did that so when they seen my Facebook, they would think I was grieving my loved one. Instead, they asked me for his name when I returned back to work, and when they didn’t find his obituary, they fired me on the spot.😒 (my dad is alive and well , sorry dad)
2026-10-13 03:20:26
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maria🧿 :
According to my boss I’ve had gastro/food poisoning 12 times this year. She must think my diet is radioactive or smth
2026-10-13 08:37:21
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🩷 :
Me and my friend told our bosses we had to leave early, but we had to go together because she “took me to work” we left at 6, got in her car, drove around the block and she pulled up on the side of the road near my car and I ran to it. We almost got away with it that was of course until we crashed into each other outside of our work and totaled our cars.
2026-10-13 08:23:44
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MaybeNoYes :
sent a selfie from a hospital bed with a timestamp 2 hours before work and they still said it was an inexused day off and wrote me up 💀
2026-10-13 08:49:07
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tobieornottobie :
I called in because my grandma died (which she did) and my boss said “oh I’m sorry do you need any more days off other than the funeral” and I said “no it’s okay she was evil I’m happy”
2026-10-13 01:13:02
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xandsy :
guys having a boss that cares about your wellbeing is genuinely the best feeling in the world 😭
2026-10-13 02:51:11
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:) :
unironicallg saying you sht yourself works but only once
2026-10-13 01:27:51
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Share😉 :
You know, the one about an amber alert might actually work, working at a daycare🤔🤔
2026-10-13 02:58:40
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sarahcceliza :
I once told my manager that my grandma fell and I had to come with her in the ambulance to the hospital. Like a week later it actually happened and they didn’t believe me and I had to go to work.
2026-10-13 01:25:49
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Allison ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ :
I said I had Covid and sent a negative test and he believed it 🫡
2026-10-13 02:00:33
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chloee :
so what if i work at said petsmart
2026-10-13 02:37:11
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