@yawnu6: he def an eater tho #bryanhodukavich #residentevil #residentevilmovie #shitpost #fyp

quinz :

He would act all tough and confident at first but fold at the first sign of reciprocation

yesenia 🫀 :

I’ve been seeing the opposite all over tumblr :)

ανα ꩜ .ᐟ :

I just read a brat x brat fic and it changed the trajectory of my life omfg

Kenna🇵🇸bylersbrick :

I’m ctfu genuinely I’ve never audibly laughed at a fic before because of how genuinely bad the writing decisions were 💀💀

glitter baby :

What are yall reading? I keep only getting fics about him being some loser/pathetic guy with ZERO game (not complaining though)

Espid :

NO DEADASS LIKE MAKE THAT MAN WHIMPER AND CRY AND RUT AGAISNT MY SHOE CAUSE HE JS NAWTTT ALPHA WHATSO EVER

peachpitangel :

Dude was whimpering the whole movie and people write him like he’s some dominating alpha

🍋💃🏻🦕🫐 :

Girl he is whimpering ALL OVER TUMBLR. I’ve legit only seen a few very soft or shy dom fics with Bryan tbh

Becca ✭ :

i will say i hate the idea he’s some dom alpha as well but i dont agree that he’s a strict sub just cause he was pathetic and nervous in the scariest situation you could be in 😭 massive switch / needy top energy (in my opinion other takes are okay)

FawnW00d :

I'm having such a hard time finding some that characterize him well. He's either a Alpha male, or a little bitch. Is asking for a confident but also submissive man so hard?

|-/ :

It’s either that, him being too pathetic, or pervy. Tumblr LOVES making him pervy for some reason 😭

Takaba’s tucked in slapdihh :

NOTHING about that scream was alpha wolf bru😭🙏

🍂 🪾 мυяρн 🪾 🍂 :

I need a pathetic perv Bryan x reader PUHLEASE

💥Bryan Carder. 🧟‍♂️ :

LIKE HES SO PATHETIC HE WOULD BE BEGGING ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES

Succ a ducc :

PERVERT BRYAN

Ash :

titanh0e on here has one of the best ones I've read so far 😌

Liz🩷 :

and to add… I don’t like when they characterize him as a pathetic loser. He was canonically layin it down, that’s like a big part of the movie

☽✧ Battat ✧☾ :

THAT IS NOT DA BRYAN 😭😭

Ellie 𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ :

Tumblr knows what’s up thankfully

HAM :

I hate when fics make my sweaty pathetic men act like they know what they're doing on Earth even

jazzsherwood :

this is the vibe folks!

𝒸astiel’s 𝒷unny ˚. ᵎᵎ 🧁 :

cheesestuffedpizzacrust🐾🦴 :

like that's NOT the baby😭😭

Kai🫀 :

like maybe him in 'the line' but NOT bryan

౨ৎ :

The tumblr ones make him so desperate and pathetic like yess