@theefactverse: TAMPA, Fla. - A man trying to beat a workplace drug test ended up exposing himself in a completely different way after the urine sample he submitted came back with one result nobody expected: pregnant. The man had been worried that his own sample would test positive, so he secretly got hold of someone else's urine and submitted it under his name. For a moment, the plan seemed to work. The sample didn't trigger the result he was trying to avoid. Instead, lab staff noticed something much stranger. The urine contained pregnancy hormones. When the man was questioned about how that was possible, his story quickly started falling apart. He eventually admitted the sample wasn't his and had come from a woman - turning what was supposed to be a clever way around a drug test into the exact thing that exposed him. He tried to hide one positive result... and somehow came back pregnant instead.

♋✨👷 _E.C.E.__Z_ ✨♋ :

i guess he was pissed off

➕️Never Lonely 🦊 :

they test for pregnancy with drug tests 😳

SirWortWort :

why they're using a pregnant test in a drug test? 😳

manwithnoname :

That’s really taking the piss🫢🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

Little things of life 💚 :

That’s why we don’t lie because sooner or later everything comes out

Lucian :

uhm, why did they check for pregnancy instead of drugs

AverageJoeFC5 :

What came to mind

sloppy joe :

that a seen from love hate ha ha

Jasminekiss.89 :

him denying the pregnancy

🇵🇹•🗺•🇨🇭Lє๏'ร รק๏Շ ⛰️🏞 :

That's bad luck, poor guy 😂

Andy :

Oh Boy 🤣

luvremii_ :

Men can actually get positive pregnancy test results if they have testicular cancer or are on certain meds which cause hCG to show up in the urine

Kiu :

lol the lab wouldn’t just happen to notice the urine contains pregnancy hormones if they weren’t specifically testing for pregnancy

Sue ismail :

That got him 😂😂😂😂

chobb69 :

this happened to a friend of mine in the 90s at an airport job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

bambilegs :

lol

🦇 :

how'd he know where the piss cups were being stored 😭

T virus :

Dave :

Drug tests don’t test for pregnancy…

shazstan :

he literally took the piss 🤣🤣🤣

Sunnygirl :

My first thought would've been "he needs to see an oncologist," but then I would ask for a recollection just to make sure.

🄻yla :

there's a house episode like this

Ev :

At our company, this would be an instant hire, and an elevation to HR manager or higher within weeks.

Ramos Erozotti Lewy :

What happened to gender equality?

Dr.schnitzel :

well or he has cancer