@corporateinmate: Corporate and how to professionally say 8 different versions of “Go #%&@ Yourself” #corporate #corporatelife #inmate #professional #corporatetiktok

TheCaffeinatedLiz :

I hit someone with "like I've said before, I don't have that capability. give me a moment to go above my pay grade and find out who you need to ask"

reb :

I hit someone with a “k” today… hope I don’t get fired lmao

emdelarose :

“please test that assumption at your own convinience” is my favorite

Jailene Adriana :

I’ll be using these every damn day … thank you!

panobjj :

Saving this

kiki :

we gotta utilize the reactions in emails more. start 👍🏾 emails, drives them crazy lol

Tammy :

May I have this in PDF form please. Fellow corporate inmate here 😩😩😩😩😩

🧞‍♀️hahaha🧞‍♀️ :

everyone around me knows the more professional my reply is the angrier i am 😂

user3133451612674 :

Clever!!!

Katie :

meanwhile, I swear like a sailor, but I work in construction, so we all swear

Chiri :

Can I hire you as my corporate bodyguard 😅

Sammi Leigh :

I caused an uproar last week bc I sent an email that said “hello. I’m following up on the below because we have not received a response by the requested deadline.” Apparently it was rude.

gslavin❌ :

I like these!! I literally can use these everyday lol

timothyatx :

So glad I’m blue collar and don’t gotta sugarcoat shit

Jessica Newton6772 :

I signed an email “live, laugh, toaster bath” the other day and definitely called something a dumpster fire in a meeting 🤣

sunnysamjo :

Your intros make me LOL 🤣

Kickresume :

Thanks Jake, the strategy’s great, but lets move to a more feasible options.

Tru_VFK :

Oh we can’t? Well damn… 😏😏😏😂😂😂😂

David Furnari ❌ 🇮🇹 :

I gotta save these! Thank you

Jesnuts :

I like to just use the suggested response on Teams to stay safe.

Some Guy :

*sigh* leaving the military in a few months and entering the civilian workforce is going to be hard. Fortunately, my retirement and disability pays well enough to make any job just something to pass the time.

L0veB055_Lopez78 :

AReiMR :

what would you say for "Please stop lying to me. You're really bad at it."?

isitnaptimeyet? :

I need one for, that's not my fucking job and I'm not doing your job for you.

TMWetzel :

I gave someone the “I apologize but I’m not help in this situation, I believe it lays in your realm and if it doesn’t I suggest speaking with someone that has more knowledge on the issue” 😂 all cuz they wouldn’t dispute a damn charge like I told them too 🤪