@thebestinjest: Guess the number: 9 billion

nobody :

9 billion stab wounds

microwave :

"if i were stabbed this ma-" fine mist.

Dark|Crow :

I mean....technically we are approaching 9 billion in population 🤷‍♂️

rayyan :

“In what” like that makes a difference 😭😭😭😭😭

жухлый куканчик :

what tf you mean sexy number😭

seasidle :

8 billion… and one more billion…

Dr0wsyH0neyBee :

Jon :

9billion stabs… he’d turn into a dried puddle of blood by that point 😭

alice :

"stabbed this many times" a very thin soup

stefyran21 :

if you were stabbed that many times, there won't be any proof left of the stabbing [Facepalm]

Super Fatty :

"is my number sexy"

Dresden Warlock King :

"if I were stabbed this many times" sir, that is a blender

frozer💕 :

if you got poked 9 billion times, that person really wanted you unalived

🎸🎸🎸🎸 :

“if i were stabbed this many times would i be dead” EVEN if you were stabbed with a needle you’d be swiss cheese before you reach HALF

Leeneum :

If you stbbd this many time.. Well that'd be purée, I don't even know 😳

humankirk :

Asking about the dinosaurs and then realizing he didn’t know when they were around is very something I would do 😂

pinecone 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 :

NINE BILLION STAB WOUNDS

Eduardo H. :

I think he would become minced meat with 9B stabs

_ishy1 :

first question reminded me of this 😭😂

Bonky :

Asking if his number was sexy had me wheezing

Dan hates living :

bro looks like a gothic version of BBNO$

Doofindork :

Ceasar would blush.

eli ⋆˙⟡ :

we’re at 9 billion people on earth bro

lauren :

37 guess following stab question has to be a llamas with hats reference

shpjl.java :

117 unsexy?