@blurple66chevelle: Disney Guest Escorted Out by “Mickey Police” Over Hilarious T-Shirt ORLANDO, FL — What started as a magical day at Disney World quickly turned into a not-so-magical experience for one man wearing a shirt that read, “MY WIFE BEATS ME.” Two officers from the elite “Mickey Police Department” escorted the man down Main Street, USA, as confused parkgoers watched. Witnesses jokingly reported that the man offered no resistance and continued smiling for the cameras. When asked why he wore the shirt, the man allegedly replied, “I thought this was the happiest place on Earth!” Disney officials reportedly reminded guests that while dreams do come true, some fashion choices are a real Goofy move. BREAKING UPDATE: The man has reportedly been banned from wearing the shirt but is still allowed to ride It's a Small World. . . . #cartok #66senditstang #disney #disneyworld #blurple66chevelle @66senditstang