@hausa_lyrics001: 😂❤️ KALAMAN BARKWANCI GUDA 5 MASU SA MASOYA FARIN CIKI A CIKIN SOYAYYAR SU 🤣💑 1️⃣ 😂❤️ Soyayya da Caji! Masoyiyata ta ce min: “Baby, kana sona kuwa?” Na ce mata: “Fiye da yadda kike tunani!” Sai ta ce: “To, ka turo min kati.” 🤣 Na ce: “Ke dai kina son zuciyata ne, amma bankin zuciyata kina son ki mallake shi!” 😂❤️💸 2️⃣ 🤣💕 Soyayya da Kishin Masoyi! Wata budurwa ta ce wa saurayinta: “Baby, idan ka ga wata kyakkyawar mace fa?” Ya ce: “Zan kau da kai na!” Ta ce: “Idan ta kira ka fa?” Ya ce: “Zan kashe waya!” Ta ce: “Idan ta turo maka kuɗi fa?” Ya ce: “Ke dai ki daina tambayar tambayoyin da za su sa a yi mana zaman sulhu!” 🤣😂❤️ 3️⃣ 😂💖 Masoyi Mai Son Abinci! Budurwa ta ce wa saurayinta: “Baby, me ya sa kullum idan muka haɗu kake tambayar me zan ci?” Ya ce: “Saboda ina son ki da gaske!” Ta ce: “To, me ya sa ba ka taɓa tambayar me nake ji a zuciyata ba?” Ya ce: “Domin yunwa tana iya karya zuciya kafin soyayya ta gyara ta!” 🤣🍗❤️😂 4️⃣ 🤣❤️ Soyayyar Masu Ƙaramin Aljihu! Saurayi ya ce wa masoyiyarsa: “Baby, zan saya miki gidan alfarma, mota da kayan alatu!” Ta ce: “Yaushe?” Ya ce: “Da zarar mafarkina ya zama gaskiya!” Ta ce: “To, bari in raka ka ka kwanta, kada ka makara wajen cimma burinka!” 🤣😂🏠❤️ 5️⃣ 😂🥰 Masoya Masu Farin Ciki! Budurwa ta ce wa saurayinta: “Baby, idan na yi fushi da kai, me za ka yi?” Ya ce: “Zan ba ki haƙuri!” Ta ce: “Idan na ƙi haƙurin fa?” Ya ce: “Zan sake ba ki haƙuri!” Ta ce: “Idan na ci gaba da fushi fa?” Ya ce: “To, zan kira mahaifinki ya zo ya karɓi ’yarsa, domin ni fa masoyi ne, ba ma’aikacin sasanci na awa 24 ba!” 🤣🤣❤️💑 😂❤️ MASOYA, WANNAN TAMBAYAR KU CE!

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