@businesscasualty: LOCK IN, HONDA. #comedy #relatable #costco

thefeministdomestique :

And don't wait for the gas tank side. The hoses there will reach over your car.

GrumpyDoug63 :

Don't use the Costco gas pumps to do your vehicle maintenance either.

Ryan R :

I’m pumping gas being performative with it. I need EVERYONE to know that I know what I’m doing

Th3reTh3re :

Get an EV

Cpick05 :

No seriously. I got gas at Costco the other day and the car behind me (that pulled up at the exact same time as me) hadn't even started pumping their gas by the time I left. Like, what are you doing???

TheOGSoloRVTCoach :

People’s lack of urgency pisses me off every day

PolaaBir :

I have the issue with queues at tills... people who seem surprised that they should be packing their shopping in bags when the cashier starts scanning items. :/

Maryellen :

Yes!!!! And don’t wait to get out of the car to look for your cards! Have. Them. Ready.

I_am_the_Norm :

I thought you meant alive while fueling up. I was confused because what else am I supposed to do except stare into the void while zoning out?

Boldly :

But the gas prices have me questioning if I want to be alive 😫

davidsullivan279 :

Had a guy almost take 2 pumps. Why the f did he pull that far forward.

FiverDye :

Yessss. Get it and mooooove

Richard T :

If the Woodland Hills location is an option, there's rarely a line there. They have more pumps per lane than other locations so they move more quickly.

soggyarsonist :

I was filling up at a petrol station near my parents and the lady in the car infront of me at the pump decided to do her weekly shop in petrol station store. They have actual trolleys for customers! it's a petrol station, not a supermarket!

Jay :

This was the problem at grocery stores before debit cards. And this is also the current problem at a convenience store when I get stuck behind someone buying cigarettes with a bag of nickels or someone cashing in 6 $2 lottery scratch off winners.

RedSizzleChest :

Every time I stop at CostCo to get fuel, I’m behind somebody who apparently has never pumped fuel before a day in their life.

Jay plays with fire :

oh holy crap this is accurate, I swear there's always at least 3 people in front whose first day it is getting it at Costco 🤣🤣🤣

Nicole Likes :

Pay attention!!!

Northwest Registered Agent :

Gregory :

you are talking to the same people who stand in front of the 1 thing everyone needs and are oblivious

Marc1967 :

Move along…membership ready, tap, LFG

l_onno :

Urgency at Costco?! Do you fully fathom the ask you are asking?!

The Gotham Knight :

And please use the correct side for your gas tank, don't stretch the hose across the car, use the correct lane!

Igerster :

Totally off subject but I have never noticed before how pretty your eyes are.

Heather Schneider :

Our Costco tried to accommodate additional traffic by making two lanes that merge into one before getting to the pumps. People have reached a new level of a$$holes because of it, because this is now their potential opportunity to cut. Costco gas says a lot about the types of people in this world.