I bought a fucking dresser after living out of boxes for almost 2 fucking years
2026-10-15 02:42:13
2
kangarue :
Having a crush *feels* like mental illness and that's a hill I will die on
2026-10-14 03:06:38
4090
Spidey 🕷️ :
I brushed my teeth 3 times today
2026-10-14 01:11:43
10518
🎁 🎂 :
I fully moisturize EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BODY every day just in case I bump into him and he wants to take me in the bathroom (he lives in a different city)😭😭I need to be euthanized
2026-10-14 14:02:29
429
Investing For The Plot :
I have never hung out with him and I don’t have his number, but what if he somehow ends up coming over to my house and sees this mess?!
2026-10-14 00:51:35
3083
Elle Kyng :
Heavy on the I wanna touch him… but I also wanna cook him stuff. I’m SICK!
2026-10-14 01:39:06
772
mistchaos :
Learnt to curl my hair with a flat iron, for a MAN. SEDATE ME.
2026-10-14 01:23:30
4167
Zayd :
omg what if he can see the blackheads on my nose that only I can see when I'm an inch and a half away from the mirror
2026-10-14 02:05:19
4767
Herr Senf :
"Maybe I need to change everything about me" me five minutes after someone likes me back for who I am
2026-10-14 05:22:02
227
Ani :
OH MY GOD are you in my fucking air vents😭
2026-10-14 01:38:59
262
🐙🫧 ᏒᏬᏋ 🫧🐙 :
Imagining random ass situations that would never happen involving the two of you
2026-10-14 00:49:52
786
Valentina :
"alexa, play lover by Taylor Swift"
2026-10-14 02:38:48
78
jemilylime Ψ :
I hope I stay fundamentally lovable is fucking hilarious
2026-10-14 01:17:45
1517
Victoria Cruz :
Omg the ankle part 😶
2026-10-14 00:34:37
589
rebecca 🪽 :
literally noticed 2 days ago the skin of my knees are dry af
2026-10-14 14:15:21
2
shania :
Yes because why did I wax my own armpits 😭😭😭I cried real ugly tears bro😫 wouldn’t wish that pain on anyone but in my mind shaving wasn’t good enough
2026-10-14 11:27:13
1
Mili :
OH MY GOD I HEAR TAYLOR SWIFT THAT'S TRUE, WITCH
2026-10-14 07:05:28
1
prophet :
I started running 🥰 not bad that one
2026-10-14 13:34:50
2
user78399096327927 :
I simultaneously think I'm beautiful and also the ugliest troll to ever exist. My self esteem goes through crazy whiplashes from high to low and back again. I think it depends on how hot he is and did he look at me.
2026-10-14 08:37:17
55
🎼🎹Ruby🎹🎼 :
Just shoot me
2026-10-14 00:30:30
160
blackfireluvsya :
I will make crushes just to find motivation to clean tf out the house
2026-10-14 08:48:49
8
oreofe :
this is me…like girl get tf up what are you doingggg😩😩😩
2026-10-14 03:35:53
43
abandonment27 :
just got a new car, got new glasses, and teeth cleaned. he knocked over a porta potty with someone in there…
2026-10-14 01:41:33
236
𝔉𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔥 💗 :
omg i thought it was just me that constantly feels like they’re spelling things wrong
2026-10-14 01:51:20
40
hogannnn:)))) :
i drove 40. FORTY. mins to his JOB. sat w him on his shift for SIX HOURS. mind you, OVERNIGHT. mind you, i did it two nights in a row and didn’t sleep in between.
2026-10-14 02:55:55
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