@biblicallyaccuratemenace: Me first me first 😅 #mom #MomsofTikTok #momtok #moms

spacey lacye :

I recently spent a week in the hospital… it was kinda like a vacation, only I couldn’t walk by myself and my ass was hanging out but I’d give 3.5/5 stars.

Jenny✨ :

Best 12 hrs of sleep in my life.

💦 :

I haven’t slept 8hrs uninterrupted in 4 months. Come get me.

Kris_P_Bacon :

What do you mean someone else is cooking for me? Three times a day?

Literally.Lauren406 :

Yall been gatekeeping on this one SIGN ME UP

𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 :

was the best sleep i’ve ever had other than the intake

jenuine_mccoy :

that's a brilliant idea. I can get out some aggression AND a full night's sleep?! *cracks knuckles

bubblegumprincesss :

Me the entire time

Johanan Ventura :

Take me pls

bingo bronson :

i got arrested for two days last year and let me tell you i cried for my daughter non stop, i wish this joke was funny to me 😭

katie.adhd :

Me when I had to get an mri and I almost fell asleep lol

Donald Moore :

Try to enjoy!

🍄 emily :

Riss ™ :

No worries 😂

mizzsamerica :

I went to jail for a week called my kids and thought they would be crying my 13 year old said hey don’t drop the soap while your in there

SquidBillie :

The night before first day of school.😅

🩵 Emili 🩵 :

Sign me the f upppppp

~ Penny Michelle ~ :

Throw my ass in solitary tbh 🙆‍♀️🥹💀

Trevor Ellis 41 :

A guilt free break? For - meeeeeeee

Lexer :

Janae | sahm :

Hahahahahahahaa

asmommy212 :

me on my first grippy socks vacation. best sleep I had in over 18 months 😂😂😂

FrogMoon :

My luck I couldn’t sleep cause my mind wouldn’t let me rest cause it’s waiting to get up for bottle time 🤣

TAC :

You can’t even get someone something if you wanted to… guess I’ll just sit here.

GabsBookNook📚💖 :

😂Please