@hotmessmortician: ⚰️ The Mortician’s Survival Guide 🖤🥀 Because sometimes the only thing standing between a mortician and a full-blown villain origin story is dark humor, caffeine, and an absolutely unhinged sense of humor. 💀 If you know, you know. And if you work in the funeral industry… I’m sorry, and I hope you’re adequately hydrated. 😂🖤