Flying Spaghetti Auditor
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TSDYZX :
They ate the ship which is why we can’t find it anymore
2026-10-15 15:05:30
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EL_ASI :
Bible is just a story book.
2026-10-15 14:01:22
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R00M :
I thought they didn’t believe in evolution
2026-10-15 14:32:14
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vuk1506 :
kashimo saved the pandas so he could get a feat
2026-10-15 15:55:52
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Kenzy :
They don't believe in evolution but believe a cat can "micro-evolve" into hundreds of different species in a few thousand years.😂
2026-10-15 15:15:56
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lada :
"god works in mysterious ways+idk"
2026-10-15 15:19:20
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kraken :
so now évolution exists lol
2026-10-15 16:19:07
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ett60 :
There was a Panda Express on the ark that would feed them fried rice and orange chicken. There was also a 7/11 and a Ross Dress for less and a Payless Shoe store. Most of the animals donated patches to their skin to make the shoes and sneakers very affordable. I know this because I was actually there and I will go back to the resting place of the ark because I want to exchange my sneakers because they are a little too tight.
2026-10-16 05:14:02
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rmstrader25 :
How did the kangaroos and koalas get there too 🤔
2026-10-15 13:59:12
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Lardoro 🇪🇺 :
suddenly creationists believe in rapid evolution [Freudentränen]
2026-10-16 10:32:58
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poppy_dodo_42 :
no no, you see, we're all dumb, they were holy pandas and didn't need to eat, we're all just reading it too literally
2026-10-15 14:54:25
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ghoztman :
So the creationist need evolution to explain the Noahs flood. 🤣
2026-10-15 22:02:04
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4yoro :
Sooo now they belive in evolution?
2026-10-15 15:57:11
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🦖🦕Dean van den hurck🇳🇱 :
also why the hell would god make a animal that eats nothing but bamboo when its stomach's evolved for meat
2026-10-15 13:58:56
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Mrmans :
wait... why is it a micro evolution?!
2026-10-16 18:09:20
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ApollodorianO. :
Sure you wont mention how modern scholars consider the ark story as refering to a regional flood.
2026-10-15 14:18:24
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Jar🍯 :
your not assuming the position of a theist. Its a miraculous event, you cant really apply logic to the event since any plothole is filled by Gods involvment and thus defiance of logic. This convinces 0 theists.
2026-10-16 16:01:18
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arthurtoenail :
Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t oil disprove the bible
2026-10-15 15:03:29
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Jangle Leg :
They're planning something.
2026-10-16 16:45:05
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Nate :
how about dinosaurs i don’t see dinosaurs in the bible
2026-10-15 22:02:44
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Faith :
They are always changing the script and saying things that the bible clearly didn't say. When you bring logic, they bring contradictory stories
2026-10-16 03:08:57
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☄𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬☆ :
uhm 2000 years of theology
2026-10-15 14:19:53
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Sourxeno :
So now they believe in evolution
2026-10-15 15:34:31
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Takashi 🇨🇿 :
But free will or sum
2026-10-16 08:01:02
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