@maybeboth: That being said, I do think it’s kind of rich of me to be pooping on a man who has lost control of his bladder when postpartum me has no control my own.
I called my brother an itchy-bottomed platypus during an debate a few weeks ago.
2026-10-15 21:03:14
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dhvrata :
Remember that orbit gum commercial.. “you lint licker!”
2026-10-15 20:25:02
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upsetti0_spaghettio :
Called someone a weenie yesterday. And absolutely nothing hits like telling someone "Your mom"
2026-10-16 13:47:37
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Michaela Jeanne :
sometimes I'll call my husband and unfrosted poptart 😂😂
2026-10-16 19:32:14
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Frogface Studio :
Fartknocker is a classic ❤️
2026-10-16 14:22:10
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Amanda :
I stopped flipping the bird in traffic years ago. People, especially men, get more upset when you give them the thumbs down 😂 Bonus points if your window is down and yell out ‘Not cool, bro’ as you give thumbs down🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-15 23:36:19
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TheMimosaTattooGirl :
I referred to someone as a butthead and honestly it was cathartic
2026-10-18 03:01:14
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Angie :
I laughed harder than I should have at this.
2026-10-15 19:18:14
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SEGO(saygo)👁️🗨️ :
A guy ran a red light. I just thumbs him down 👎🏻. 😂
2026-10-18 02:06:30
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Michelekinn :
Butthead hits hard 😂
2026-10-15 21:19:01
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Kiki Peach :
Fart nugget really slaps and can stop an adult in their tracks 😂
2026-10-17 15:42:48
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gracestewart3122 :
I call my boyfriend a big old meanie doo doo head and he stops whatever he’s doing😂😂😂
2026-10-17 21:32:02
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Katie :
called a coworker a turd today. the offense on his face was PERFECT.
2026-10-16 23:11:09
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✨️🌺🧚🏼♀️Penny🪶🦋✨️ :
You got me like...
2026-10-18 02:01:15
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🎃👻kenzi👻🎃 :
I call my sister an unseasoned frito or a soggy cheeto
2026-10-17 07:51:25
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Ashley Wagner :
I just changed the B word… now it’s “my goodness they’re such a butt”
2026-10-17 15:31:03
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hardqueen :
I’m going to use this!
2026-10-16 09:26:52
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La Vida Vivacious :
Fully support this 😂😂😂
2026-10-15 16:21:08
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🩸amelia💄 :
my boyfriend and i often call each other “a peanut butter” and even go as far as saying “well you’re not invited to my birthday party” (which is even funnier because we live together)
2026-10-16 22:27:09
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bellamamiedavis :
The biggest insult in my life is being called squishy grape.
2026-10-17 02:22:40
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ParmaCheesy💖👾 :
Welp. This has now opened a can of worms nobody knew about for everyone in my life. 🤣
2026-10-16 02:55:59
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Courtney Carmichael :
Caught the end of a conversation between a teacher and a kindergartener when I was student teaching. The teacher says, “Well I wouldn’t want to be called a belly button head either.” 😂
2026-10-17 15:11:47
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martinaheadspeth :
My friend got called a dumb duck and she was so offended!😂😂😂😂
2026-10-17 14:42:58
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erinclark191 :
I had a really mean old customer when I was a bank teller and when he just wouldn’t stop I called him a goober. My coworkers were dumbfounded but he was not ever mean to me again💀😂
2026-10-16 21:02:33
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Oh Hey :
My kid asked where something was and I whispered “up your butt and around the corner”. I didn’t repeat myself but I did teach them how to properly use a “your mom” joke
2026-10-16 00:26:34
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