@lumpenprosamuel: All I need is 300 devoted hutu rebels, 60 AKs, 200 machetes, 3000 rounds of ammunition, and I can conquer europe. #europa #africa #debate #fyp #slop

mgold.604 :

Dude you could say “who would win modern Africa or 8000 BCE Europe” and people would still say Europe

Pokemon Sun and Moon fan :

Egypt has over 1,000 M1A1 Abrams tanks btw 😭 like it’s wraps

akithething :

""history"" fans when you talk to them anything other than ww2

Willow :

saw someone say Africa wouldn't stay together for more than a day as if Europe could either

op.rob7 :

I’m sorry but Ethiopia going 3-0 against Italy😂

Brigantine :

yea duh a modern nation beats anything pre ww2

⠀Ash :

The modern tech Africa has would run out of ammo and the industrial base of 1939 Europe is SIGNIFICANTLY higher than all of 2026 Africa. Also South Africa doesn’t have atomic weapons.

hellhawks :

bro wtf am i looking at 😭😭😭

˗ˋˏ༺Memerality༻ˎˊ˗ :

South Africa stopped having nukes but yea modern Africa is >> 1939 Europe

Paku🔻 :

weapons evolved so much from 1940s to 1960s its insane

froggington1 :

I saw someone on twitter say that Ancient Rome would win against modern Africa 😭

j :

Bro Africa would end up fighting each other 😭😭😭

🇫🇷 ☭⃠ Reece ☭⃠🇺🇸 :

South Africa doesn’t have Nukes anymore and it could wipe out an entire army plus its not just those two countries

Luji 🗡️🌾☭ :

i voted Europe

Mellow75672 :

Modern African history isn’t taught enough in schools.

Kellan Big Money :

the nation of South Africa could probably win the war on its own

beebo :

Also 1939 Europe only has like 500 million people where as Africa has 1.59 billion, with the numbers alone Africa wins

NuclearHamster217 🇺🇸❤️ :

Heavy stalemate i'd say. Africa inflicts initial damage but the fight soon becomes a war of lack of power projection, logistical nightmare, and industrial capacity.

Fierysole9679💿💔🐻🎓 :

LeutgardFan :

>posts a fantasy instead of an actual argument

Hallowed :

Africa is a nuclear free continent

🇺🇸JIMBO :

Lates 40s maybe but 1939 nah

..... :

it genuinely depends on Europe, if Europe plays offense, then Europe will be africa, if Europe plays defense they'd win against Africa but not take over it

jamiegreatest :

This is beginning of ww2 so they wouldnt have the advanced stuff that was developed later on in the war

tbirdguy :

funniest TikTok of the year for me