ok, but if anyone buries me in Maryland for any reason, my ghost is coming after you with a damn vengeance
2026-10-15 22:39:20
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Adam :
Um...idk I'm a pretty big guy...
2026-11-05 23:34:48
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Michael :
The average grave is 3 feet by 8 feet, or 24 square feet. So for 8,300,000,000 humans, that's 199,200,000,000 square feet of land. A square mile is 27,878,400 square feet, so rounding up we get 7146 square miles. The land area (omitting bodies of water) of Maryland is 9707 square miles. Checks out!
2026-10-16 02:43:51
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Lee Barrett Zook :
sir what are you planning?
2026-10-15 23:10:20
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chickacrit :
I’m really glad you said this because I’ve always wondered how the Earth could possibly hold everybody that has ever died and will ever die minus those being cremated.
2026-10-16 00:27:01
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RaraRescues :
My brain can’t wrap around this information lol
2026-10-16 15:07:33
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fidget mister :
Big plans for the weekend?
2026-10-15 22:45:38
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Pes0sama :
Who gone bury everybody?
2026-10-17 04:17:21
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Ellie :
But if we all die, there will be nobody to bury us. You have to leave a lone survivor.
2026-10-16 02:30:55
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luke :
who would be around to dig and put the bodies in the ground and fill the graves
2026-10-15 21:02:33
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Ashleyy ✨ :
I’m already in Maryland . Let’s get to it .
2026-10-16 00:39:12
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user9756065790154 :
Do you do parties 🎉
2026-10-15 23:45:15
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AJAXDANTEOFFICIAL :
How did bro figure this out
2026-10-16 01:51:35
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❌Meredith Turner Willis :
I just know I am going to share this fun fact at an inappropriate time. Thanks for that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-16 05:08:06
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Tim Burr :
Not true
2026-10-15 21:51:26
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MidPackMarathon :
What if I don’t wanna be buried in Maryland?
2026-10-16 00:27:33
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Chris :
who took the time to calculate this?
2026-10-16 01:20:37
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Jake Bross :
but could everyone leave their hearts in San Francisco?
2026-10-15 23:32:26
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WetFartShart :
I’m like really really fat though man you’d need a double or triple plot for me math is off
2026-10-16 05:09:37
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defaultcatlover :
Thanks, I was privately wondering but apparently my phone had to make that public
2026-10-17 04:08:48
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M1234 :
Can you go through the math for this? I cannot wrap my head around it
2026-10-18 06:06:38
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sadiexsweetheart :
Okay wait yeah that’s crazy af what
2026-10-16 02:40:52
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Sweet Amber Dee 💕 :
I feel like your making this in Minnesota
2026-10-15 22:51:36
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Magicalme :
Actually very comforting as I was always worried we will run out of space for this.
2026-11-03 02:30:50
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Simran :
No one will be left to do the burying
2026-10-16 00:57:43
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