I would've texted Dad and said "look, we don't have time for questions right now. A man is about to show up at your house, offer you a goat and ask to date me. Please just go along like this is normal, talk to him and then tell him he's not right for me. I'll explain fully when this is over"
2026-10-16 07:32:50
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Lannah :
idk if i should tell you to buy a taser or a wedding gown
2026-10-16 01:33:49
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lil_bit_aby :
Girl you accidentally matched HIS crazy
2026-10-16 17:55:14
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Millennial Bar Fly :
I am not using my free will to its full potential
2026-10-16 15:44:10
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user1627269320188 :
you need to marry him he's a go-getter
2026-10-16 00:25:32
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Steven :
You sent this man on a quest. He is fulfilling said quest. Maybe you should talk to him.
2026-10-16 00:10:41
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Southern❌Crone🇺🇸🌎 :
please tell me this was caught on your dad's ring cam or something and you will be posting it soon if not already.😂
2026-10-16 01:41:27
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Hunni | Mom to 3 ♥️ :
Congratulations on your engagement ♥️
2026-10-16 16:27:03
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Heather Michele | Boy Mama :
Ma’am, he wants to marry you
2026-10-16 20:52:31
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brookilynn19 :
Personality change time
2026-10-16 21:10:28
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Just some guy :
I’m invested now… did he give your dad a goat?!? 😂
2026-10-15 22:21:26
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💜🖤💜MzMiNdY💜🖤💜 :
When's the wedding?! Are we invited? 😁👀
2026-10-16 21:13:30
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Unsupervised Again 🪩 :
10am at a bar?
2026-10-16 20:52:48
0
Inkdrunkraven⚖️🗡️🐦⬛ :
Why is there no follow up!?!?
2026-10-16 20:48:57
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T-fro :
the beginning was a red flag but the goat is a green flag so get that bag girl you deserve it
2026-10-16 00:18:49
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631/2 Galaxie 500 :
on,,, How i met your father. [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy]
2026-10-16 03:59:17
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Hannah Mariah🖤 :
I fear you may have met your husband 🫢
2026-10-16 16:43:54
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Promised-covenant :
Next time say you would have to work for my father for 7 years.
2026-10-16 00:45:16
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Theresa F & Whitehorse Woods :
I’m trying to figure out how we got from a night out in the bar to him taking your dad a goat at 10:00am!
2026-10-16 05:15:01
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Brian Smith :
Sitting here waiting for my wedding invitation.
2026-10-15 23:43:41
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Wrenbird :
A dude once dropped into my DMs, and was aggressively pushy. After he refused my first rejection, I pretended to be attracted to his tenacity. I got increasingly unhinged in our chat, trying to find where he would draw the line. Toward the end, he was pressuring me to meet for a drink. I told him I couldn't, because I was on house arrest, and had an ankle bracelet. He asked what I got arrested for. I told him I had an assault charge for spitting on a baby, but that I wasn't actually a violent person. I was just drunk, and the baby wouldn't shut up. He told me we'd just have our first date at my house. I gave him the address of a liquor store that was almost an hour away. He went.
2026-10-16 00:55:01
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rairai13244 :
Girl, he was locked in. Also, the man was willing to somehow acquire a goat…in an hour…for you. I say marry him.
2026-10-16 04:20:50
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user174007 :
Never try to out crazy a crazy.
2026-10-16 01:22:59
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