@aprilajoy: yes these were all actual sermon illustrations I've heard. its okay to laugh about our ✨religious trauma✨ #christianhumor #exvangelical #purityculture #aprilajoy

Nicholerenee :

I think I need therapy after this

Rini Roxo :

It’s sad that there is only one reference I didn’t understand. 🤬 purity culture!

Shortn Sweet745 :

there was no mention of already chewed bubble gum . 🤣

crit_for_brains🎲 :

Ummmm, I hate that this did something for me. Can I see your true love waits ring?

morgan :

can we... can we still mix up the play-doh though?

erutter19 :

what an unpleasant venture down memory lane 😂😂

Pride :

That sounds so wrong

jsaintpie :

I hate that I learned about the scotch tape analogy in school

DietVoid :

Not the flashbacks I thought I’d be having today

Benjamin Snyder :

I laughed and cried

Shannon Sailer :

Yesssssz

Hi! It’s me! Hi! Hello! :

Halfway through I realized my husband was listening and when I explained it he said oh! That makes much more sense

Velociraptor. :

Crumpled kleenex here🤣

Ky Renee :

Alternatively, destroy worship songs. 😏 🎶 (Bat Bada bat buh buu- Doo Doo dot Doo too) I want to know you, like in the King James Bible, I want to know you, now . . . 🎶 You're welcome 😅😂

Madison Dunstall 🇨🇦 :

This is too true 😅

Joel Michael Herbert :

No staaaahhhhpppp

Jim Jimmerson :

I laughed and was horrified at the same time. My church was a big proponent of the Snowball Effect. Hugging will snowball into the Horizontal Mambo.

jennifer :

Eek lol

Shleescarborough080 :

So glad my kiddos have no idea these ideas exist... or at least they know it's ridiculous. 😅

333drsmith :

Well, that certainly takes me back. 😬

plantedinlove :

Ashley :

You wanna buy this cow? (Yes I’ve been giving you the milk for free)

Reuby Tuesday Sandwich Bytes :

Hahahaha

ike :

honorable mention of the lock that works with any key 🔑

erin willow :

Offering the prelicked cupcake 😂😂😂