@thotline_news: 16th October 2026 - Just my opinion. Like bro just want the number to go up so he can tweet about it and fill the empty void where friends and loved ones he doesn't have should be..... #businessnews #elonmusk #tesla #spacex #stockmarket

Thotline News and Politics :

Walmart does $700+ Billion a year in revenue and is only worth $950 Billion btw. That's how overinflated SpaceX is.....

Jay Watkins :

He thinks he’s Stark Industries

Maj Duckworth the Third :

Hence the fake flying shell he just showed off

GrowCas⚛️ :

BROOO NOOOOO I WAS GOING TO BUY TESLA

🤮 :

it's almost funny that it's all valued at a trillion yet can't even combine to 300 billion in actual money. so I beg the question; wtf is the point of any of it.

Br. Vinnie :

Isn’t the last piece elmo can add to his turducken of debt?

Macho blob blast-off :

The flying roadster demo will 100% be used as vaporware pretense to combine the companies, just as the space data centers were pretense to combine xAI and SpaceX.

Will Forseth :

I remember thinking this after xAI was created. He’s clearly just borrowing from Peter to pay Paul, and investors keep buying into it.

ParagonPrime :

So, is he gonna call it TeXla or something?

GCC :

VW’s market capitalisation is about 1/20th Tesla’s, despite having 3 times the profit, stagnating sales (Tesla’s had 3 years of decreasing sales) and stagnating profit (Tesla has had a profit collapse), but don’t worry, Tesla and another company that’s in the top 10 publicly traded companies list will merge together, this on is SpaceX, which spends $1.1 dollars for every dollar they make. America makes so much sense, what bubble?

Tyler Sub 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 :

But did you see the roadster that not only "flies" but also sticks to a ramp upside-down like Spidercar? 😅

Charlee - GOV. of WOKE :

he's gonna run out of companies

Vas :

Damn I thought this already happened

A-dude-&-3-cats 🇨🇦 :

So that's why they were doing that big showy "flying" car demonstration that will never be feasible for public use.

MattTingTong 🇪🇺🇬🇧 :

Just imagine, one day you'll be able to drive onto a Spaceship in your Cybertruck and go to Mars while Grok whispers sweet racism into your Neuralink.

magicada :

Tesla then acquiring shieldAI

Andrew :

What happens after that? He doesn't have any other companies to merge lol

montemusic617 :

I’m ngl. If the United States just seized starlink and told musk to kick rocks going forward and commandeer SpaceX, I’m not sure he’d be able to respond effectively.

jules :

on the bright side, now we need only a single company to fail for him to be broke

celoortiz :

hey at least we're gonna get flying cars now 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

_...Steel_ :

Just my thoughts: It is also a way to save Tesla. Space X is so useful for and used by the government, if Tesla began to fail and threaten to cause Space X to fail, BAILOUT.

diggencash :

People are buying starlink all over the world, what are you talking about

emile :

CaptainLively :

Facts

Andrew Taylor :

it's a meme stock and I'm here for the collapse