@hannahunsupervised: I have the mouth of a sailor, but somehow I’ve managed to raise a child who genuinely believes that word ONLY refers to a cat. 😭 So imagine my surprise when her fourth grade teacher FaceTimes me, dressed as a PIRATE, to discuss my daughter’s latest literary selection. The book is real. The innocence is real. The secondhand embarrassment is VERY real. Anyway, I fear we’ve officially become THAT family. 🏴☠️📚💀 #parentinghumor #momlife #fourthgrade #itsjustacat #BookTok