the software team I interned for was agile and our team lead always joked about how the process made us a slower lmao
2026-10-18 03:16:09
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Mango :
Agile - instead of delivering a finished product deliver it 47 times and constantly change it at each step of the way until someone says good enough and it's totally different from the original requirements.
2026-10-16 21:11:22
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Ashley :
The best is when they do “agile” by just doing waterfall but in jira 🤣
2026-10-17 02:29:03
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Retrogeek :
Agile: we won’t spend much time documenting anything, especially requirements. Our scope creep will be insane, and we’ll never deliver complex capabilities because we just keep pushing the low hanging fruit so we can say we finished the sprint on schedule.
2026-10-16 22:24:31
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Jesus Serrano :
Agile is always Waterfall with sprints
2026-10-17 11:24:09
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5xthehardway :
at least they didn't say "synergy"
2026-10-18 02:48:22
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Millennial Bar Fly :
I can translate: they’re firing 1/3 of your team, not reducing the scope of work, and you have 3 new dashboards that you need to fill out every week before the meeting about the dashboard
2026-10-16 22:57:22
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DANPAT :
And they spent $3M on ‘consultants’ to present a slide deck introduce this.
2026-10-18 04:09:44
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Jörmungandr Mom :
I was a scrum master once… 🤣
2026-10-16 23:48:16
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pxlpaknma1 :
Give that scrum and sprint review
2026-10-18 03:39:08
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Michael :
It means you don’t let the developers talk to the app owners. And you have a shitload of meetings. Way too many meetings.
2026-10-17 00:19:59
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Carlos Torres ♠️ :
agile Is using waterfall divided by sprints, were each sprint you lose hope and care for your teammates...
2026-10-17 14:07:52
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Roberto Caminos :
I do very much hate everything about this video because of how accurate it is.
2026-10-16 23:36:02
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lbmango :
every interview I went to I asked "what does 'agile' mean HERE?" the answer was basically always "we have standups". 🤣
2026-10-16 22:15:59
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godemperorzero :
Agile! we will pay for one person without any authority or clout to become a scrum master then punish them for their feedback regarding implementation
2026-10-17 01:13:02
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Metalora :
The background royalty free stock music makes this 10x better
2026-10-17 12:41:36
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Paul :
That background music is so triggering
2026-10-17 10:27:13
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Jamie Faram :
Agile = an ever shifting priority that’s given no meaningful business value from the top so it’s literally just whoever is currently shouting loudest and nothing ever gets finished before we all move onto the next loud thing
2026-10-17 15:15:34
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YepYepYepUhHuhUhHuh :
It means layoffs, obviously
2026-10-17 11:47:58
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lorbin_e :
Actually, it means you have daily meetings. For five different teams!
2026-10-16 23:43:01
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Orios01 :
Just means morning stand ups and random scheduled meetings
2026-10-16 21:13:21
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flubberix :
Management decided that Agile had too many letters, so they moved to AI
2026-10-17 07:17:09
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philtheg7eek :
The music behind the agile chat is classic 😂
2026-10-17 08:57:23
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😻El Pooty😻 :
For my company it meant no more cubicle walls and open seating. 😳
2026-10-17 15:13:57
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Comic :
Disney’s CEO used that term after removing 1000 employees I’m pretty sure that means slimming down the company
2026-10-16 22:19:35
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