@joshjohnsoncomedy: I still don’t know if my eyes have recovered. Elizabeth Holmes

Hagrids son :

Elizabeth Holmes is to vampires what Mark Zuckerberg is to reptiles.

mfrompa :

Why would I deceive you. Proceeds to never blink.

Shelsbelles :

elizabeth be like

Rina :

It’s like she heard that making eye contact establishes dominance and she just ran with it 😭

Sarah.The.Realtor :

My man of slow delivery talking about the woman of slow blinking.

pixiegirl_4ever :

Lin’s📚Adapted Shelf :

People threw money at her confidence. She’s one of the most fascinating people to me. I cannot wait for that documentary.

Willow🏳️‍⚧️ :

"Gimme yo blud" *grabby hands*

Jillyjozzy :

She gives me the creeps so badly

urloved :

Its when you realize how rich and smart don’t really have to align

junobb :

who is Elizabeth Holmes?

The Emo Appalachian :

why would I deceive you

PatyOrange :

What sucks is that what she was working towards is not possible YET but as technology progresses it will become more and more possible

Old Lady and the Shoe❌ :

The Dropout was a crazy miniseries. 10/10 recommend.

. :

BLINK! BLINK! BLINK!

I didn’t choose my name :

What’s scary is, He’s barely exaggerating [Crying][Crying]

HuskyMom :

I honestly thought the documentary was a real(fake) horror film and that was an actress doing crazy eyes like in the movie US . . . . 😳🥲

Sentient Stardust✨ :

“Gimme ur blood (just a drop is enough)” she is a witch!!

anyone :

JUST BLINK

Miss Sondra :

😂 never seen Josh so wide-eyed 😳🤣

RuthieG :

Someone compared her voice to Mira Sorvino from Romy & Michelle’s high school reunion and I hear it every time now n

Churro :

The way she says ‘blood’ always makes my skin crawl and you mimicked that so well 😭

Ashe :

josh stop i'm scared

ams :

she went full lecter

SandraMD :

Always hilarious! Even when I am having a bad day, Josh always makes me laugh 😳