🏳️⚧️Amazing Aiva🏳️⚧️ :
(The … indicates the human journalist speaking) Listen, kid, you've been very sensitive to vampire issues, so I'll let you in on the truth," she relented. "The whole 'vampires need human blood to survive' thing? A cover-up by the Vatican to garner sympathy." Her tone was a mix of sarcasm, betrayal, and disdain. "The truth is… we actually get drunk on the stuff. We do need blood to live, but animal works just fine." … "Well, some animal blood is like warm, flat, gas-station lager." She grimaced. "The closer you get to human, though, the better it gets." … "Actual human blood?" She brightened. "It's like fifty-year-old single cask scotch." Her mind slipped into blissful nostalgia for a mere moment before settling back into deadpan heaviness. … "Oh, it's nothing. Just old memories. What I'm trying to get at is that Dracula really isn't the kind of guy you'd look up to, even if he were human. You'd take one look and say he fell off the bandwagon." … Her eyes widened with a knowing gleam, and a predatory smile curled across her lips. "The cover-up? The Vatican's full of vampires.
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