@80_h_d: BREAKING: Utah Highway Patrol has reportedly upgraded to the new Tesla Roadster. With insane acceleration and the ability to drive upside down, troopers can now hide UNDER overpasses instead of behind them. Speeders won’t know what hit them until a $400 ticket drops from the ceiling. 😂 Rumor has it UHP is already requesting funding for magnetic highways. Utah drivers, your radar detectors are officially useless. Welcome to the future of traffic enforcement! 🚔⚡ #UtahHighwayPatrol #TeslaRoadster #UtahDrivers #PoliceHumor #ElonMusk