@vijirantecomplex0: 😂💔 Dating nowadays is so complicated that you don’t know whether someone wants your HEART ❤️, your MONEY 💸, or unlimited access to your M-PESA account! 🤣😭🏧💳 You think you’ve found a soulmate, only to discover you’ve been hired as a personal ATM, therapist, emergency fund, and full-time sponsor with NO SALARY! 😂😂💀😭 Every “I LOVE YOU, BABY” ❤️🥰 comes with a surprise invoice! 🧾🤣💸 At this point, before entering a relationship, ask for their CV, bank statements, and a clear explanation of their intentions! 😂📄🏦🤣 Because LOVE may be blind ❤️🙈, but poverty has 20/20 vision and knows exactly where your money is! 👀💸😭😂💀🏃‍♂️💨💕

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Saturday 17 October 2026 16:03:27 GMT