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Once upon a time Arthur went on a date with Neta Foo Serio, and it turned into the most INSANE adventure in the history of the universe. Arthur was a stoner who loved relaxing, eating snacks, and doing absolutely nothing, but today he had decided to become a romantic gentleman and take Neta Foo Serio on the date of her dreams. Unfortunately, Arthur had approximately two brain cells working that morning, and both of them were fighting for third place. He woke up, jumped out of bed, slipped on his blanket, flew across the room, and landed headfirst in his laundry basket. He stood up, looked in the mirror, and decided he looked magnificent, even though his hair resembled a bird's nest that had been struck by lightning. Arthur put on his fanciest outfit, accidentally wore his pants backward, grabbed his wallet, and headed outside. Everything was peaceful until he noticed a giant T-Rex standing in his front yard eating his neighbor's car like it was a chicken nugget. Arthur stared at the dinosaur, and the dinosaur stared at Arthur. Then the dinosaur sneezed so hard that a nearby mailbox flew into the sky and landed on the moon. Arthur shrugged because he figured that dinosaurs were probably normal in his neighborhood now. He continued walking toward the restaurant, humming to himself, when suddenly a vampire wearing a fancy tuxedo swooped down from the sky and asked Arthur whether he had seen a suspicious-looking bat. Arthur pointed toward a tree, where approximately forty bats were having a meeting about stealing people's sandwiches. The vampire thanked him and flew away, accidentally crashing into a billboard advertising discounted pizza. Arthur finally arrived at the restaurant, where Neta Foo Serio was waiting at a table. Arthur tried to greet her with a cool handshake, but he somehow slapped himself in the face so hard that his shoes briefly left the ground. Neta laughed, and Arthur pretended that he had invented a revolutionary new greeting. They ordered spaghetti, but the moment Arthur took his first bite, the noodles launched into the air and landed on his head like a yellow octopus. Neta laughed so hard that she nearly fell out of her chair, while Arthur sat
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