The word “quinoa” made me awake in a sleeper agent rage, like I now have legit beef with a seed
2026-10-17 22:34:45
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heel :
I completely forgot quinoa was the guy who didn’t wipe 💀
2026-10-17 22:36:47
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🖤🦇 𝕾𝖒𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊 🦇🖤 :
lucky to never have had either
2026-10-17 22:30:29
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brooke lindsey 🌈 :
Or you're a UTI girlie but everytime you get and antibiotic for said UTI, you get a yeast infection 🥹🥹🥹
2026-10-18 00:18:35
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- :
im a BV girly😭 (every damn month because of my period, my body is genuinely rejecting itself, no I am not dating a man, I do ALL the right things, I dont use bc😭)
2026-10-18 00:09:37
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Alifay :
And most of these problems were caused by a dick. Queerness to the rescue!
2026-10-17 23:25:52
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Effet Papillon🇨🇦🦋 :
omg I survived all of those things in that order. I taught I was alone
2026-11-01 07:11:54
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Ari 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ :
I have neither and I guess I have being nonbinary to thank for that 😆
2026-10-17 22:34:07
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💜ƈɨʟʟʏ🖤 :
im neither, i was a BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS girly. luckily left the man and boom, healed
2026-10-18 01:50:02
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Froggy :
Is there a fourth option for those of us who just have violent diarrheas every so often? :')
2026-10-17 23:54:08
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CrypticZee🩷Iloveallmyf/os🩷 :
I’m a constipation and a GERD girly
2026-10-17 23:28:00
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CheyenneR_XOXO :
How about neither?!
2026-10-17 23:54:07
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Hailey <3 :
I started as a uti girl and switched to uti that slowly develops into kidney infections
2026-10-18 10:40:40
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~Fairy Fayette~ :
Not a uti, yeast, anal fissures, or hemorrhoid girlie, but rather something worse.... I'm an ingrown coochie hairs and zits on my lips girlie😭
2026-10-18 03:28:37
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harlan!💚🧡🦋🌀 :
i'm the girly that gets utis then the medication gives me yeast infections
2026-10-18 00:16:22
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marley :
i’m a kidney stone girly.. pls help
2026-10-18 04:53:43
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arkos アルコス :
As a guy I cannot comment on the majority of this story, but I have experienced to the pain of shards of glass poo from eating too many nuts. It took a few times for me to learn the lesson that I couldn’t just “chew them more” and solve the problem. I can’t help that pistachios and honey roasted peanuts are so delicious… but if you don’t eat them in moderation, they will punish you LMFAO
2026-11-01 08:45:48
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juliette࿎ッ :
i think mother nature blessed me bc i’ve never had a yeast infection, one uti, no fissures, no hemorrhoid
2026-10-18 01:18:23
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Sophie :
I had utis as a teen and then I had yeast infections caused by the antibiotics used to treat the utis 😭😭 HELL
2026-10-18 00:12:59
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Halle 🍰 :
As a uti girl I'm praying this doesn't happen to me omfg yeast infections scare me so bad
2026-10-17 23:17:32
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rowan :
i'm a concussion girly!!! i have had at least 4 + a tbi
2026-10-18 00:28:32
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AbbieDennisTV :
I was both for years aha same for me when me and my ex broke up it all stopped! These men be icky. Thankfully no secret third option for me
2026-10-17 23:04:56
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mara :
Tag yourself, I’m a Candida Can-diva 💋💅
2026-10-17 23:30:22
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Megan Murphy :
Ever heard of lichen sclerosis? UTIs, yeast infections, and anal fissures ain’t got nothing on that. I was diagnosed with Hashimoto’s then developed lichen sclerosis. Stay safe soldier🫡
2026-10-17 23:43:29
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