medicbabe2id :
I used to drive a tractor for a couple who had three restored vintage Olivers. One of them was going into a museum but was missing the front crank and he had been looking for days. I'd never seen it, it wasn't the one that I ever drove. It had a starter, the crank was just for backup. Anyway time was getting short, and he asked me out of exasperation where the dang crank was, and in that moment a perfect image of it popped into my mind's eye. I described it to him, and he laughed at me because it had no reason to be where I said. 2nd shed, against the wall, wrapped in a light cloth. He asked what color it was, and I said a light color, and he said, Now I know you're full of shit because I painted it green. I had to leave because I had work, and when I got home my phone was ringing off the hook. He said he was scared of me and his wife didn't want me in their house anymore, because it was in the 2nd shed, against the back wall, wrapped in a baby blue blanket, and, "I forgot I painted it yellow."
My heart dropped into my pelvic cavity because it was my one true psychic moment, and it scared the dog-living shit out of me.
2026-10-18 04:14:33