@tater_the_bard: How I spent my time in dungeons and dragons when I ACTUALLY GOT TO BE A PLAYER FOR ONCE this is very exciting they let me out of my forever DM cage one time (they will immediately be returning me) #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndtiktok #dnd5e #dndmeme

Chris Messenger :

Sounds like poison. Kuzco’s poison. The poison made specifically for Kuzco..

Anika :

my low wis, illiterate cowboy Tiefling would love your cow Tiefling 🤣

quickhakker :

I now want to see a game that has the players being full of forever DMS and the DM is someone who has never dmed before just to see the chaos

justapunkchick :

Combat cow raging on his turn

roslynn_mus :

I dm’d a one shot between campaigns and our regular dm played a fairy barbarian. The amount of times I got to describe this tiny thing squealing as she flew around trying to plunge a dagger (sword sized to her) into anything and everyone 💀💀💀

Maomao :

My noble Druid wood elf. Spent most of her time at a tavern. Gambling.

chubbygayLB :

I mean, my party used a magical ball that turns into any pie u want (we chose cow pie/patty), and mould earth to unalive a (very minor) thug/henchman...

Cenizars library :

before I was a dm my characters were. 3ft orc barbarian, knom obsessed with magical item not to keep but to look at. too. A dragon born paladin, A half monk half sorcerer tabaxi, and depressed barbarian father tiefling

Dadimus Prime :

The Hag: *splat*

sir_potato :

i got drunk with a goat once in DND

Anders/Darkstar :

my Barbarian can't read either. and it's been really funny having him suggest the "Librarbee" whenever my group doesn't know something.

mr.Armstrong :

omg my tiefling can't read either

user5874338227124 :

“It seems I have been turned into a cow can I go home?”

Shadow :

I read furry grandma incident 😅

Gio :

My Dhampir Sorcerer (Immune ti the sun side of vampirism) trying to find the rught uv protective coat in a desert so his urge to prevent paranoia was satisfied (he sunburnt easily bc bookworm and it freaked him out)

_omniscient_gourd_ :

My tiefling has low wis but high dex so last time we were in a dungeon I triggered every trap but faced none of the consequence but unfortunately her bestie the fighter/bard did

kkok499 :

Moon_Strucker :

I took over 1 year ago for my forever DM! To let him finaly play After 20ish years of DMing..... He is on his 5th Charakter! Got adicted to dust of deliciosness, got a Monument from a giant Clan He saved by drinking, chased Storms bcs his paladin is cursed and THATS THE ONLY WAY! and finaly his wiz is sitting in a wiz tower with an archmage fiddeling with New spells He crafted! What could posibly go wrong 😳

MJ :

I sold parts of my soul to different gods for boons so when I died they had to figure out who got my soul 😁

Jacob :

Emma 🍉✨💕🌈 :

“My character did have 8 wisdom, in my defense” and who set up that system? 😂

Gremmy / Pollux :

when i dmed my dm wanted to be an all powerful raccoon named bread who had a magic sword he could pull from his tail. we were playing monster of the week. bread was the hero archetype and she strictly acted this out through the raccoon puppet she bought at Barnes and nobles

Box-god :

I get it and like not fully forever dm but my characters definitely been weird I mean orc wizard trying to end racism and find his friends also shot a dolphin, con artist plasmoid sorcerer who died basically instantly cause we faught a lesser beholder, a grunng barbarian who was a sailor and named Kermit de frogg the second(the first was a bard and his grandpa) who also had a family friend who was a dragon and most recently a slight pyromaniac rock eating thri kreen artificer

The Marquis de Fishslap :

From the moment I understood the weakness of my cow flesh, it disgusted me… 🐮 🤖

TrickyNikki94 :

I convinced my DM last night to allow me to convince a bag of wasps or centipedes to cover my body. And I burned a dragon from the inside out☺️