@jode_thetoad: Get moving, boy, I’m starving over here #marriage

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alienmycelium
misandr_ist :
I hate everyone's husband
2026-10-18 15:02:44
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user8151090443266
sistasisii :
the person who suggested has to make it wth
2026-10-18 14:54:49
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kimberly_costa07
kimberly_costa07 :
My husband announced he wanted eggs and turkey bacon for breakfast. I said sounds good, he went to the kitchen made me coffee, brought to me in bed and then returned to the kitchen and made us all eggs & turkey bacon. Winning
2026-10-18 15:19:49
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stenabeana
krystenathompson9 :
You messed up. Youre supposed to throw your head back and say "OMG I would love you forever, that sounds so good. I can start the coffee while you do that"
2026-10-18 15:33:47
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emmmmaline
emma delahee :
sorry guys
2026-10-18 15:41:37
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siennacanela
Sie Canela :
Every time I see someone post about their marriage on here I realize the reason why I can barely make it a couple months in a relationship tbh bc this just isn't cute or funny to me 💀 I'd tell him to get tf up and do it. But I get told I'm too much and you're married so hey
2026-10-18 16:26:38
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chknldykc
chknldykc :
Posts like this make me realize I don’t play any games in my relationship. Like why can’t we just say the things out loud? ‘Can you please make it, I don’t feel like it?’ Idk it’s weird to be all passive aggressive.
2026-10-18 15:47:47
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lunaticfilmms
renee 𖤍 :
I hate when they say “we”. My bf does that too, it’s like “we should make cookies. But mix it up a little and add marshmallows” Like okay sweet …. And then he sits right back down. Oh so you mean ME? Me, the one busy studying anatomy for my exam?? It’s been two weeks, still haven’t made me lol
2026-10-18 15:40:28
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mystery_lover99
Mysterylover 🌻❌🌊 :
He brought it up he should cook it. I don’t make the rules.
2026-10-18 16:32:31
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scheherazad_
scheherazad_ :
Order delivery on his card and say you wanted to surprise him 😊
2026-10-18 14:29:07
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tinygrumpyy
autumn :
oof good for you girl. they are so rude sometimes
2026-10-18 12:21:59
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babyal3xis
BabyAl3xis :
do the same 💩 to my father in law..... he said the other night, oh I was thinking spaghetti for dinner, and went to the store and got SOME of the things for spaghetti.... I just said ok and continued w my life, it took him 6 hours to come out of his room and make the food but he did it 🤭
2026-10-18 14:37:02
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iemondropp
m :
ive learned that they just take 5 years to do anything. im slowly learning to be okay w it
2026-10-19 11:37:43
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_malicious.compliance_
DiabolicallyAwkward :
This would be the thing that forces me to make my first Doordash order, to Bob Evans for myself. fafo
2026-10-18 19:59:04
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violetrose1313
☆VIOLET☆ :
I would just end up making it for myself and myself only🤣
2026-10-19 09:49:03
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strangeandunusual333
Strange and Unusual :
ugh mine takes forever too
2026-10-19 03:30:13
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k_libran84
K_libran84 Kate :
just user eats your own bacon and eggs
2026-10-19 07:36:29
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jm_paintwagon
jm_paintwagon :
just go log into Palia, put your headphones on and play with us until he's done cooking. We'll get you through a chunk of the quests.
2026-10-19 02:52:49
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none.ya1450
none ya :
everyday I find more and more reasons to stay single and happy.
2026-10-18 15:58:04
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saint.ana
saint.ana :
Just break up
2026-10-18 15:52:18
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nybouncer
Bouncer :
Looks like the cat is waiting also
2026-10-18 15:29:28
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angillmusic
Angill :
What he’s not doing is trying to make you look bad on social media. Choose wisely kings.
2026-10-18 15:07:02
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brett.miller690
Man :
Is marriage nothing more than a power struggle, if you see something needs to be done, do it, don’t wait for someone else. Why are you even together?
2026-10-18 16:07:17
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thelightwon
TheLightWon :
So he ordered his breakfast from assumed maid
2026-10-18 16:03:45
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softballmama0412
Softballmama0412 :
“Waffle House sounds so good. Lemme get dressed real quick.”
2026-10-18 16:02:39
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