@luke.is.alive_: #adhd #forgetful #cartheft #recovery #idiots

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Sunday 18 October 2026 16:11:03 GMT
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jessicaquadri4
Jessica Quadri :
At least you didn’t fly out for a week’s vacation, come back realizing your car had been stolen from the airport parking lot. Do all of the things to report it stolen, get the insurance money, start looking for a new vehicle- get the new vehicle. Then two months later, receive a call from the airport letting you know that your car has been parked for two months and if you don’t come and get it, they are going to tow it and put it up for auction. Even though you wrote it down, it was just the wrong parking garage. 🤡
2026-10-18 16:29:11
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jodiehagerman
Jodie🇹🇭 :
I thought your sons took it for a joy ride without you knowing 😂😂
2026-10-18 16:37:11
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marleheiskanen
Marle 🇫🇮 :
For years I've been making fun of my dad for parking his car to the last row on super market parking area, always asking why can't he park to the front of the entrance. He's answer was always that it's stupid to park where is growded and that he has a "special spot" that is always free. Yeah, cause it's the last darn row 😅 Now, me 52 have come to realize that I've starting to forget where I've parked mine, when trying to park as near the entrance as possible, always to a different spot. Can't confess that to my dad, that his been quite smart all these years 😁
2026-10-18 23:45:51
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donnam20108
DonnaM2010 :
This summer we drove across Canada from the western most province to the eastern most one. We stopped to get gas and to use the restroom. My husband couldn’t find the keys so he went back into the store to search for them. Meanwhile I’m sitting in the truck. It then dawned on me that the truck door wouldn’t open if the key wasn’t near. It turns out he forgot that he had given me the keys and I forgot that I had them! They were in my pocket. He has ADHD and I have post menopause brain fog!
2026-10-18 22:57:26
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milkmaid1978
LO🇺🇲 :
every day I question myself ADHD or dementia
2026-10-18 17:29:16
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harmonicreations
Harmoni :
Your CC’s are reflecting your ADHD and British accent with their word choice 🤣 Mario heard you say “my husband’s stone” (around the 1 minute mark) and then they just gave up around the 3 minute mark 🤣🤣
2026-10-18 19:17:49
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jwjuls16
Juls :
I’m obsessed with your humor!!! You have no idea how many times you have made me smile. For that thank you!!!
2026-10-18 16:40:48
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amandanana12
amandanana12 :
Because my brain is the same way, I have an aisle at every store that I always park in. I don’t care if I have to park in the very last spot, it’s in the same aisle. I have wandered the lots before. I won’t do it again.
2026-10-18 17:21:41
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nonnasjf
Nonnasjf7💙☀️ :
Huh, 73 years old and I realize I have ADHD.
2026-10-18 23:15:01
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sunr15e_horizon
SUNR15E :
And this is why I live in my van. At least when I wake up I can find it.. I may not have any idea where I have parked but at least I can find it.
2026-10-18 17:16:56
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vickylmcmahon
Vicky LM :
I am grateful I ran into your page; I just assumed it was all menopause..😂
2026-10-18 22:53:12
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mrsgahan101
MrsGahan101 :
Whoops! My menopause brain is pretty much the same as yours then! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-18 23:10:25
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jellyjezjake
JellyJezJake :
a woman i worked with years ago who was, was, rushing around ( now i believe she has ADHD) . 1 morning she coming in to work and as she's taking her coat off, she realizes she forgot to put her skirt on. standing there in her slip. ( when women wore slips) 🤣🤣
2026-10-18 17:28:13
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mtngarden
Terri 🎃🪾🍁 :
You make me feel so much better about my brain 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-18 17:39:42
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marytruman583
marytruman583 :
Today must be some kind of cosmic confusion interference. I woke up, had my tea, and decided to eat a bowl of frosted mini wheats. I go to the pantry and there is no mini wheats. I stood in the kitchen going over my entire Saturday. I knew I ordered groceries delivered and I knew a whole new box had come. I began looking in any cabinet that god knows why I would put it there but nothing. I gave up after about an hour of totally being a crazed person. I decided okay then I guess I will eat some eggs. I open the fridge and there is the box of mini wheats right next to the milk. 😂😂
2026-10-18 16:52:15
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wei776037
Wei :
Maybe putting an AirTag in the glove compartment is not a bad idea… 😻🫢😛
2026-10-18 19:22:29
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carrie_the_message
CC Cool P :
My parents reported my dad’s truck stolen once because it wasn’t at their house when they returned from vacation. Went to his doctors appointment the next week and oh look there’s the truck in the parking lot right where they left it when they carpooled running errands before vacation and thought they’d remember to go back and get it!! We still have a good laugh 😆
2026-10-18 18:18:15
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therealogigi1
therealogigi1 :
Me and my ADHD do this padded room kind of shit all the time and I am MEDICATED…HISSSSS
2026-10-18 16:58:05
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murrreemeeeeeer
~~murrreemeeeeeer~~ :
Take a picture on your phone when you park! Best memory jog
2026-10-18 18:30:41
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beckybenn0
Becky Kate :
i once looked out of the window and my car wasn't there, I ran downstairs and went out to look at my empty parking space. I was saying "oh my god, someone's stolen it" my keys were gone also, thinking I must have left the keys in the car. I was about to burst out crying and ring my mum. I then realised I'd taken it to the garage 1 hour ago 🙃 i have ADHD too.
2026-10-18 17:23:42
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gabrielawaechter0
Gaby now on Here(CLE) :
as I get older and I realize my ADHD in my life...relieved mine is not so bad but I live with someone who is worse than yours...he will not only forget where he parked but what kind of car he has...HE ONLY HAS ONE VEHICLE
2026-10-18 17:10:42
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sandrawoodgray
Sandra Wood Gray :
😂😂😂 im crying. This could be me lol
2026-10-18 16:38:05
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wildlyviolentvi
Violet Jone❌️ :
I have to keep my cane hanging on the doorknob of the front door. Otherwise, I can't find it. I'm 47! 47! Love you! xox
2026-10-18 16:39:32
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jessicapatenaudehuber
Jessica Patenaude Hu :
I "lost" my car years ago. My dad had to drive me around town while I tried to retrace my steps from the night before. Needless to say we found it at a bar. My dad was not impressed.
2026-10-18 16:32:56
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hdyas04
HelenD :
A few years ago, I called the police to report my car stolen from the drive. A couple of hours later, I was texting a local friend about it, 5 minutes later, she rang me after mentioning it to her husband, he’d told her he’d seen my car parked outside the kids’ school 🤦‍♀️I then remembered I’d driven to the school to pick the kids up, parked the car, but then walked home after getting them from the school gates, forgetting I’d even taken the car in the first place. I had to call the police saying it was a false alarm 🤣
2026-10-18 18:51:14
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