@itz.ayd: shed only want me sober #fyp #funny #joke #giftok #viral

Greyson :

Please remove the #joke I take this stuff seriously

Unknown🥷🏾 :

Yea imma drink still ik im not a cheater

Mycum is thicker than ur blood :

Didn’t know captain America was meme worthy

Eexi :

why would I even be in a “func” when I can stay home with my wife and read womens literature??

dln ☦︎ :

btw captain america cant get drunk, his body metabolises the alcohol faster than it can reach his brain

Landon🐥 :

Tesstickles :

Then you actually drink because you know youre loyal and the love between you is strong enough to where cheating isnt even an idea

serg :

#joke? what do you mean young man?

Avery :

You can drink and still go home to your wife. I hate ppl like this

￴ :

wats bring drunk? Mi just a bebeh

theswagsavedme :

But then why yu at the function in the first place?

🦇𝔸𝕃𝕌ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔻🦇 :

why was cap ALWAYS aura farming 😭 bro knew there was cameras watching

Eliksni :

But then you bring your wife a drink home because she deserves a drink after all the hard work she does

Santi :

I love the contrast between tony stark and cap memes

Wruce Bayne :

I have to get back home safe

idk :

eating 20mins later:

𝐴𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑚𝑛 :

and then she just gets mad i didn’t die from alcohol poisoning

𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂🦇 :

ppl think this is a joke but I take ts serious

_Murphys_ :

✞ :

We still getting drunk Ian cheating

Justin :

“AKA his mom”

￴ :

fym #joke

Thighlover357 :

captain america cant even get drunk

Kxng😈 :

6ft and 6’3 height difference btw