AAAAAAAA… WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE… I told you NOT TO DANCE!!! But… this… DEVILISH… MUSIC… keeps DANCING and DANCING… my left leg is kicking to the right… and my arms are automatically doing a swan-lake-style dance… SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! My body doesn't belong to me anymore… it's just DRIFTING… drifting… drifting endlessly… to the pounding bass like an electric fish??? HELP… Wait… wait… this song sounds… CATCHY… somehow… HELLO??? WHAT AM I DOING?! ... Why did my hand spontaneously grab a feather duster to use as a walking stick and start dancing Charlie Chaplin like this??? NOOOOOOO… my whole body's muscles are protesting… they're all convulsing in sync with the alien sound waves… WHAT'S GOING ON??? Who possessed me like this… this song was sent by some dark force to destroy my self-esteem, right??? HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!! I'm about to transform into a broken spring-loaded doll dancing backward in time to prehistoric times!!! Turn... turn off that music for me... OH MY GOD IT'S ON THE CHORUS AGAIN!!! Pull, pull, pull, pull... help... I'm so tired... but I have to keep pulling... WHAT'S GOING ON???!!!