Robert Birke :
There was a large flood and a neighbor said, "we must leave it's not safe". The man said, "no, God will protect me". Water up to the second floor a rescue boat captain said, "come it's not safe". The man said, "no, God will protect me". Water up to the roof a helicopter pilot said, "climb on its not safe". The man said, "no God will protect me". The man drowns and asks God, "why did you forsake me". God replies, "I sent you a friend, a boat, and a helicopter, what else was I supposed to do?"
2026-10-19 23:14:14