@everettwtf: Three chairs. One very complicated supper. From Chapter 16, Three Chairs, of The Horde Needs Aftercare by QIfeng: Four days after sending my invitations, in my fifteenth week in Red Hollow, I borrowed Bera's back room. She rejected my first arrangement of the table. “You're making him the head,” she said. “There are three chairs.” “And you've put the biggest one at the end.” “He's the biggest person.” “Then put it on the side.” I moved the chair. She stood in the doorway with her arms folded while I moved the bread, the lamp, and a bowl of pickled onions that had somehow become symbolic of everything I was attempting to accomplish. “Better,” she said. “Do you arrange all your lodgers' romantic conversations?” “Only when they borrow my good table.” She left me the back room and went to supervise supper for people whose personal lives required fewer seating decisions. Search Amazon for The Horde Needs Aftercare by QIfeng. AI-generated character artwork. #OrcRomance #WhyChooseRomance #FantasyRomance

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