Sir! Stay out my marriage please and thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-20 01:32:50
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dougom :
You forgot about pausing the movie to let the dog out. Or in. Or both.
2026-10-20 00:31:49
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sarahc :
#5 Spend most of our time in separate rooms to watch TV and relax because the other person's choice of show irritates the shit out of the other. 😂
2026-10-20 05:20:45
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Rec4Vets :
#2 😂😂 my wife sent me this video from across the room. Didn’t say a word, just a chuckle and “send”
2026-10-20 02:55:38
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Joseph Alexander :
I feel personally attacked
2026-10-20 00:58:13
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Tammy Wheeler1437 :
I can be sitting on the couch next to my husband, watching him watch a video and laugh about it and then watch him send it to me!🤦♀️
2026-10-20 00:41:18
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JC_623_ :
FFFFAAAACCCTTTSSS😆
2026-10-20 16:25:51
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hedgehogs4lyfe :
“He has a colonoscopy tomorrow so I have to stay home to help him deal with the prep”😅 NO ONE asks any follow-up questions on that
2026-10-20 16:48:34
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Michael Godwin :
my wife and I are 32 33 and we do this we rather be hermits and live under our rock in peace 🤣
2026-10-20 00:56:23
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Courtneymcbee :
Our only child is going to college next year, and I will have to reword my excuses
2026-10-20 00:51:22
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Ray Ray :
All true
2026-10-20 18:59:30
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Sara :
It’s also the marriage that’s going to last because we have learned each other enough and too tired to train a new partner
2026-10-20 01:17:48
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Erin Ames🇨🇦 :
this is facts.
2026-10-20 20:28:55
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bishopknight516 :
funny But true 😆 🤣 😂 😹
2026-10-20 05:53:33
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Reggie-Reg' :
YESSIR!
2026-10-21 05:12:41
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Holly Kiely :
im only 33 and all these apply to me 😭
2026-10-20 22:12:16
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Molli & Wors :
Erm we're not 40 yet... But it applies..... I'm concerned now.
2026-10-20 12:07:19
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Mr.Fierova :
I watch Napoleon Dynamite last night for the first time in a while. I discovered Napoleon Dynamite’s grandmother is Mac’s mom on ‘Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia’. 🤯
2026-10-20 15:50:32
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Shugz :
the excuse is because I don't want to
2026-10-20 14:14:57
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The Network Introvert :
Fortunately we both hate other people. But the rest are 100% accurate. Married 20 years.
2026-10-20 00:09:40
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TB💙 🇵🇦 :
Nope, I now just say “I need a break from people”
2026-10-20 02:57:09
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pool.man65 :
61 married 41. All these apply 🤣
2026-10-20 01:05:17
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Dana Leigh :
I’ve never been married and been single a long time. This is my mom and I.
2026-10-20 05:48:52
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AustinDogManners :
“Dinner chicken”….i love that. Never heard it called that. I get decision fatigue so I don’t care what I eat.
2026-10-20 00:06:07
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Johnny :
my wife and i are over 50, and do these !!
2026-10-19 23:54:21
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