@bobbyboydliving: Night 2 of 13 Nights of Bad Decisions: Ghosted 👻🍸 We checked the hospitals. He was at brunch. What excuse did you make for a man who was clearly alive and ignoring you? 😂 #fyp #cocktail #cocktails #ghosted #datingstorytime @ElevatedCraft Recipe~ 3 oz of Vodka 1 oz of Elderflower 2 oz of white cranberry juice 1 oz of lemon juice Cotton candy to pour cocktail over 🍬

judytyler3742 :

Can all your lavender wives meet at your house at Christmas to wear matching pajamas?

Michelle Muncy :

Bobby, I love you. You’re so sweet. I’m so glad I’m one of your lavender wife.♥️

Nichole Kim :

one guy said he was caught up at the gym 🤣

MariaLynn23 :

OMG on floor[Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy] 👻👽🤬 Proof of Life! Archeologists returns! Mine told me he can't go out for 6 weeks lol not 5 not 4 not 7 6! lol🍸🍸

Lucy666orNot :

I love you and your stories!!

Cabernet23 :

that flame 🔥 has me 😬

LS296 :

Your gorgeous, he is the one missing out!!! ❤️-Lavender Wife Applicant! 🤣

Sweet_ TEA_Mimis :

When are you going to take your comic relief show on the road you’re just flip your lines out like you’re flipping back your hair after a good haircut you are definitely the one. I look forward to every day.

Boomergooddogalt :

So glad I didn’t need him since I have a great bartender waiting at home in our lavender marriage.

SellingVenturaCounty :

😂😂😂😂“you’re back from the dead” 😂😂😂😂

Andrea Approved | Shop Finds :

Your screen report would like an attorney. I am ☠️😂😂😂

Fantasia :

Cheers

KJ :

Omg I am dying this is the great advice that is woman!

Allana B. :

I feel the bitterness of this story for sure (towards a dear, dear, friend) 🤣

notmarye :

how tf could anyone ghost you?!? you are articulate. funny, sauve, with an ability to think critically and oh so good looking. Perhaps they were intimidated? I'm wondering if you may have dodged a bullet here.

Gloria F. :

If any guy doesn’t ask you out on a second date or text you right after he’s insane

sandy :

Omg! Same sweetheart, same 😂

Elizabeth Pasillas :

It looks delicious

Shadowwoman339 :

😂😂😂😂👍

Rochelle Bowlin :

I am dying!! You are the best. I wish you lived close to me. We definitely would get litty titty!!! Love you!!

❌Texas_Kat❌ :

After months of semi consistency. Canceled due to kid weekend then 6 days later … “I just got my new phone today.” No response from me

kamimst :

His car broke down. My response “was your phone broke too”

KC ♥️ Selena :

Crystal Reynolds :

I had a man message me once asking if I had missed him… it had been 6 months. My response was hard to miss someone who didn’t make time for me.

meliahad :

Hilarious.