@twistfest: 😭💀 NOT THE WITCH CALLING MRS. CLAUS TO COME GET HER HUSBAND! 🧙♀️ “COME GET YOUR DAMN HUSBAND!” 🎄 “GIRL, WHAT HE DO NOW?!” 🧙♀️ “HE BEEN HO-HO-HO'ING IN MY YARD SINCE SEPTEMBER!” 😂😭 Santa out here rushing Christmas before Halloween, and Mrs. Claus is about to HANDLE BUSINESS! 🎃🎄 NOT HER TAKING OFF THEM EARRINGS! 💀🤣 👇 Should Santa stay in December, or is Christmas allowed to start in October? 😂 #HalloweenComedy #ChristmasHumor #TwistFest