The Onion
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Tuesday 20 October 2026 17:05:06 GMT
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Val Lew :
I thought this real by the way, until I saw The Onion. 😭
2026-10-20 17:10:49
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Boy Howdy :
Took 10 seconds to realize this was satire
2026-10-20 18:36:43
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Erik Not Derek :
This is exactly how Fox "news" sounds
2026-10-20 17:12:56
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Bron Breakkfast :
Real ones know how long Duncan Birch has been going on for
2026-10-20 19:04:54
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Guchigatana :
you, you, you, YOOOOOOU, and of course myself lmao
2026-10-20 17:34:03
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CornGhost :
“Covid was their best chance and they couldn’t even get it done then.” 😂😂😂😂😂
2026-10-20 18:35:27
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m¡kachu :
i’m alive. you’re alive. everyone’s alive.
2026-10-20 18:44:59
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Jenn ⎕ :
“and of course myself”
2026-10-20 17:32:11
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bean :
I’ve never felt more seen
2026-10-21 02:09:04
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DaisyDoubleya :
“Kill some people, sometimes” 😆😆😆😆
2026-10-20 18:35:54
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Stells Bells :
I mean, this was all in project 2025…
2026-10-20 19:27:01
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KydKong :
Damn Duncan
2026-10-21 02:17:17
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Toricita 🐥 :
They way I didnt realize it was satire until he said "I know a lot of people that are still alive"
2026-10-20 18:02:23
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a.lil.dazey :
The fact that y’all have to go this far at this point to come up with satirical content in the context of our current society in this current administration, and I still had to look at this for a second before, realizing it was the onion and not real😭😭😭😭
2026-10-20 18:05:08
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GungaGinga69420 :
this is barely an exaggeration
2026-10-20 18:36:06
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Chelsea Counsell :
Deadass thought this was real
2026-10-21 01:55:56
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worstofall :
I almost thought this was real for a second and that’s sad
2026-10-21 01:45:02
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Zanne Bee :
I thought this was real for way too long
2026-10-21 01:37:20
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Brian | 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦👨🏻🦰 | :
"I'm alive, you're alive, everyone's alive"
2026-10-20 20:54:28
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chicagolandspeedway :
“I agree with Thesera, I’m alive” 😭😭😭
2026-10-20 19:37:12
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vovó_rosy :
This may be satire but listening to all these Christians pray for the end of time.
2026-10-20 21:26:22
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Will :
took a sec to realize this was The Onion, sounded too accurate for satire.
2026-10-20 17:58:25
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Rick Dangus 🏴☠️ :
'my neighbor'
2026-10-20 17:08:26
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TheLoveAlchemist🇨🇴 :
Ok but u cant convince me this isnt based on real life
2026-10-20 21:21:55
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violetention :
It took me way to long to realize this was the onion to be fair what’s happening right now isn’t that much crazier than this
2026-10-20 22:20:53
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