@jeremykonop: #parentsbelike #millenials #2000skids

Bethoz :

“And you’re the pumpkin” 😂😂😂

🚦Affinity_M ⚔️❤️🪽 :

“Hey mom can you drive my fake sword to school so my friend can use it for his headless horseman costume in the school play” is what I have to ask my mom tomorrow

Katie Conaway :

When you start laughing, I die every time 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

⭐️ Heather ⭐️ :

You’re the pumpkin AND the Patch 😂

jessicalovesmagic :

Where are the blue shorts that I like…. Facts

MommaModa :

Next one you gotta say the printer isnt working

Claire Williams :

I have to make 300 cookies by Sunday. Not even kidding. 🤣

mollyb8991 :

Tonight: “Hey mom did you find my DARE shirt? I have to wear it to school tomorrow. Also did you wash it?” Let me tell you I didn’t even know this kid was doing DARE, let alone that he had a shirt. We did find the shirt balled up in the bottom of his backpack.

SpillingVictoriasSecrets🩵 :

Omg one time we got the box of chocolate bars to sell but I disassociated and ate like half and never told my parents then continued to eat them and the night before it was due told my mom she owed like $200

Vanessa V. :

Tomorrow is wig day. I bought him a $4 wig from Goodwill (it was new in a package) and he’s mad because it’s ugly. It’s a wig you will wear for 7 hours of your life! I’m mad I had to spend $4 on it!

mistyh17 :

Poster board…always poster board.

Lacey Ward :

Deaddddddddd

Beat Street 🚥 :

The accuracy!!

Jen | TheStitchyPlaylist :

The funny thing is THIS IS NOT SATIRE

Jessie7777 :

Mrs B disappointed in you after she put all the binders in her Lexus to take them home for grading [Tears of joy]

Lauren :

msamanda89 :

My immediate response to all of this is “No”.

☀️ & 🍋 :

YOURE THE PUMPKIN 😭

spanglish.mom 🌴 :

I need 100 toothpicks 🤣😂

Linny :

i did that not long ago "i need some black pants" for an Culinary class and 50 cookies.

🥲 :

Buffy

hayleyharrisonsco :

My son told me he needs a wig, beard, fake sword, and fake bald head for the play he wrote w friends for a school project and he needs them by tomorrow cause he invited them over to rehearse at our house BEFORE SCHOOL!

bb | main street moodboard :

Me looking at my kid the whole time: 🎃

Tiffany Costner :

God I love these

whentruthisirrelevant :

My kid needed family photos of his entire family on both sides at 9pm for some assignment. I logged him into my Facebook account and was like idk, see if you can find them.