@memepostors: 🎬 Albert auditioning for the role of the son whose mom warns him about dark alleys. “Mom, I’m fine. I’m the reason everyone else avoids them.” Send this to the tough guy whose mom still checks if he’s dressed warmly. 🐾 Follow. Even this guy gets called home for dinner. #Memepostors #dachshund #mommasboy #funnydogs