unfortunately I have said "i dont negotiate with terrorists" to my daughter.
2026-10-22 00:00:57
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562Nancy :
My five year old tells me to go away so I hide and he starts crying
2026-10-21 18:30:51
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Robin :
“I’m not your best friend? Okay well I only buy cookies for my best friend soooo”
2026-10-21 16:30:45
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Lindsey Allen :
“I’m not talking to you ever again!” -Oh no, do you promise?
2026-10-21 18:30:00
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Pauline Lerma :
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Daddy is my husband first and your Daddy last 🤣🤣
2026-10-21 16:21:41
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Megan :
"mum play with me. no not like that" fine play by yourself then!
2026-10-22 12:20:48
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Jessica J. :
me and my daughter. whooo. shes so mean. she's also 3. tells me to go to time out when she's mad at me 😂
2026-10-21 15:55:34
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_rkpdg :
I had a second grader randomly come up to me and say “I don’t like you. I’m gonna be mean to you.” So I said “Okay then I’ll be mean to you too.” The next day, her parents came in to complain about how a teacher shouldn’t be saying that to their child. My boss was like “Maam, YOUR DAUGHTER said it first.” likeee huhhh??
2026-10-23 00:40:05
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💜Pretty*In*Purp🦄 :
These comment [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy] I’m stealing some of these. The ones I haven’t already used myself
2026-10-23 02:26:21
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Syyyd :
My rule for my 10 year old “you go low, I go lower”. He HATESSSSSS when I hit him with a “I know you are but what am I” 😂😂😂
2026-10-21 17:50:09
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sherlandrea :
“Okay well my horse can disappear!!” VALID RESPONSE!
2026-10-21 17:35:49
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burkie23 :
yeah...I've definitely said some of these haha
2026-10-23 02:39:54
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MrsWolfeCO :
wait this is me 😂😂 my 5 yr old daughter and i argue all day long like sisters
2026-10-21 16:00:52
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FemmeOfAllTrades :
"You dont like me anymore? Fine. I dont want to hang out with mean kids anyway. Bye. I'm going to Target by myself."
2026-10-21 16:50:16
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Laura 🇨🇦 :
My 4yo daughter just told me off, I told her that was my role in this house she could find another house if she wanted to do that [Tears of joy]
2026-10-23 00:37:29
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Amanda Noel :
My toddler told me I couldn’t come to her birthday. I said girl who do you think is throwing your party?????
2026-10-22 12:34:49
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Al :
Daddy is going to tell me anyway!! 😂 I say that all the time!
2026-10-22 14:44:46
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Chelsey :
This except my horse disappears after flying away when I throw it and say “Oh look, my horse does fly.”
2026-10-22 14:11:19
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Beth :
My 4 year old called my 2 year old a baby and I said “that’s funny coming from someone who still sometimes poops his pants” like don’t play with me
2026-10-22 00:47:01
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Wendy :
Wait! We are not supposed to do this? Well, I'm getting this information abt 24 yes too late.
2026-10-21 17:18:43
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Brittaylor :
When my girls want to “marry daddy” like girl step off that’s my man.. I saw him first.
2026-10-21 18:46:32
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Fabiola Torres :
I wish my kids were 5 again to have these come backs 🤣
2026-10-21 16:28:50
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Stephanie :
My 5 year old telling me to leave HIS house…. “Ok I need a break anyways.” Asks me where I’m going as I’m packing my bags [Snicker]
2026-10-21 18:07:51
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joynicole :
😆😆😆this is the best
2026-10-21 15:54:07
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