@damodicazr: check on your postpartum friends ❤️

McKayla :

See cause that’s valid, I’m so tiny, I WOULD fall through that 🤷🏼‍♀️Move the table back if I’m over there sis

Maggs 🖤🪻 :

I wanted migas for breakfast when I was 8 months pregnant and googled “can you eat tortillas when pregnant” “can you eat eggs when pregnant” “can you eat tortillas with eggs when pregnant” because what if it was safe separate but toxic together???

Kit HarrPurr :

i made my husband buy smaller shoes because we used to have our oldest laying on the floor on a boppy pillow and I was convinced that he was going to step on her head and pop it like a grape with his ginormous steel toe boots.

salami sandwich :

Baby: oh so you think I’m skinnyyyy

Bailee :

I would take my daughter on walks and put the cover on and a blanket over the top because I was convinced a hawk was going to think she was food

Jesmy :

So did she fall through it?? Or ??

Maddie Schmidt :

babies 🤝 cave divers *when a tiny crevice appears*

Leo :

omg pregnancy hormones really hijack rhe brain 😭

Lex🫰 :

see this is crazy cause we had a manhole in our old basement and my mom just told us (ages 6, 5, 3, and a newborn at the time) to just stay away from it😭😭😭

Brittany :

I called 911 because my newborn was like a week old and got poop on her umbilical cord . They came but they laughed and said she’ll be fine .

user80934572646 :

This is so funny I’m dying 😭😭

noonlysloth :

This made me laugh but I want you to know that you’re so right for that. 😂

Jessica Carpenter :

I rearranged my entire bedroom at 3am while already sleep deprived because I convinced myself that the ceiling fan was going to fall down and un-head me or my baby🙃 When my mom asked the next day we promptly went to the doctor🥴 PP anxiety is a whole other ballgame🤦🏻‍♀️

Malia Magby 🌷 :

I’ve been there so I feel like I can laugh.. right? 😭😂

Gigglebox😂😂😂😂 :

😂😂😂 But on a serious note I hope you’re feeling better 💐

Kylie Rost :

This is so real

geygeysupreme :

now sista [Tears of joy]

natalia 🔮✨ :

Cryingggg😂😂

shesunknowable :

Don’t worry. I still check my 9 year old through the night a few times to make sure he’s breathing. Nights when he’s sick with anything respiratory I do NOT sleep, I just lay beside him on my phone and listen to him breathe all night.

Nicole :

I wonder where my husband will be when I try and do things like this

Just a girl :

Postpartum ain’t no hoe 😂😂😂 I thought of the wildest stuff that was literally impossible to happen

☆𝑆𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑎 𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑒☆ :

Girl

shelby :

oh my God I remember this insanity well

Ness :

I had to check over and over and make sure every door and window was locked, and still convinced myself someone broke in. I didn’t sleep a whole lot at all.

￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ :