@midestar40: Landlord: I'm not returning your 1,200€ security deposit because the kitchen has dampness and the floor is worn out. Me: Okay. Landlord: Plus, if you claim anything, I'll charge you an extra 500€ for cleaning. Me: Perfect. Keys handed over. Landlord: "Just like that?" Me: "Just one question..."Yo: "Is this kitchen you're saying is damaged the same one you declared as an 'uninhabitable storage room' to write off 100% of the taxes for the last 4 years?" Landlady: "What are you talking about?" Yo: "About the cadastral receipts I attached yesterday to the complaint at the Tax Agency." Landlady: "That's illegal, you signed a private contract..." Yo: "I know. That's why I signed it." Landlady: "We can reach an agreement right now. I'll send you the Bizum for the €1,200 right away." Yo: "The security deposit covers the alleged damage to the kitchen." But it doesn't cover the retroactive tax inspection with a 150% penalty that just arrived in your mailbox. For two years, I knew he was collecting rent off the books from three students in the same building while telling the tax office that the apartment was vacant. He thought that because I’m 22 years old, he could walk all over me and make me lose the savings from an entire year of work. There are people who confuse not rising to provocations with not knowing exactly how to defend yourself.
Me: PS ☺️Me: I left a nice curly whip 💩 on the radiator and left the heating full wack by accident.
Landlord: are you for real that’s disgusting.
Me: the deposit should cover the cleaning bill. So we are even. Aka karmas a bitch 😘
2026-10-22 01:52:01
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