I used to work for American Express and my full job was trying to get hard reservations in NYC for cardholders 😂
2026-10-21 21:12:59
2255
extralikeguacc :
“We have this amazing signature dish but you can only order it from 7-7:30 when there’s a full moon”
2026-10-21 18:59:36
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💗Rupee :
So painfully accurate
2026-10-24 10:33:54
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neen :
Literally corner store
2026-10-22 01:07:50
334
Kathryn :
No modifications but you can add avocado for $9
2026-10-22 14:28:08
658
BK :
We’re all booked for the next 6 years! Thanks so much for understanding!
2026-10-22 00:13:11
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Ave :
There is actually an LA transplant who hates her job hiding under the host stand, you have to answer her three riddles correctly and THEN you can put your name on the waitlist
2026-10-21 22:11:36
678
laylaevette :
This isn’t even a joke!!!!
2026-10-21 23:26:20
310
kswzzle00 :
“Hi can I have a reservation for 2. Next availability.” “Ummm. We cannot just tell you the next availability. You need to pick a date and time. Mhmmm” “okay what about 2 weeks from now Wednesday 5pm” “yeah so looks like that’s all booked up for the entire evening” “So then you do have a calendar and you can just tell me if you have an availability within the next 3 weeks” “Umm. No like I said earlier we cannot just give you the next availability.” Mind you, this was a real convo I had
2026-10-24 08:23:53
0
Meghan Kathleen :
Din Tai Fung. Told me at 8pm there was a 90min wait for a bar seat, but they close at 9:30. What am I supposed to do when I finally get seated? Leave?
2026-10-23 12:21:17
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tom Z :
“There’s no bar” 💀 I screamed lmao
2026-10-21 18:56:37
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Victoria Mashh :
Okay so now do an exaggerated version
2026-10-21 21:44:44
77
dianavation :
issa front
2026-10-24 03:37:43
0
Olivep95 :
and as soon as you’re sat — “we do things a little differently here…” 🫠
2026-10-21 21:08:18
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Sarah :
It wasn’t always like this :(
2026-10-24 04:25:54
1
Justina :
“Yeah I know the menu SAYS that, but the chef wasn’t feeling pickles in his vibe today so it’s more of a chefs menu”
2026-10-21 22:56:15
80
samanthashenderson :
Hillstone
2026-10-21 22:41:50
53
Chanel :
To cancel you have to email them, no one responds.
2026-10-22 02:03:36
30
EE :
We are happy to pack up someone’s leftovers, toss it out the front door and you cant eat it on the curb
2026-10-22 22:56:49
21
vanessa :
I gave up on Raman by Ra and Tatiana’s for this bullshit. I’m not begging nobody to take my money
2026-10-22 03:30:57
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patty :
Happy hour is only at the bar between 3-3:10 when it’s cloudy out and it’s an odd number day
2026-10-22 01:08:32
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Dixie :
And not even 3 pm on a random Tuesday is safe because no one has a real job 🙂↕️🙂↕️
2026-10-21 21:07:35
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lee_halds :
And you couldn’t hear any of that because the music is painfully loud
2026-10-22 14:07:09
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abbasav :
ok so it’s 3pm… i may or may not have a table for 2 at 11:55PM and it’s in the dumpster in the back alley
2026-10-23 04:34:35
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kendall :
There actually is a restaurant here that you can only go to if you go with someone who’s been before. Otherwise nope.
2026-10-21 22:57:43
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