@hunter.hine: Things I wish I knew before my 20s… No 1… Buying a Garmin will be key to your future success in relationships because a high VO2 max gets you better women (not really), professionally as you’ll legally change your name to the Garmin guy, and mentally as your sleep is perfect due to your crippling anxiety around sleep scores… No 2… If things aren’t going well dedicate all your time to training to become an ironman… Depressed? Swim… Sad? Bike… Lonely? Run… It really does cover all bases… No 3… Understand that your 5km park run time is a key determinant of how many friends you have… If you’re not sub 20 min, it’s over for you… I know you have a Garmin… Follow along! #garmin #Fitness #humour #ironman #apple

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