@squishypractitioner: At 37 years old, I popped into a local shop on a completely normal adult errand to buy some NeeDohs 🛍️✨, only to get confronted by a middle-aged employee about said Needohs 💀. Apparently, because I once stashed a few squishies behind some store shelf items so my friend could grab them later 🕵️‍♀️🎯, I am now on a high-level watch list. This man caught me red handed possibly trying to hide some this round for a friend, looked me dead in the eye and casually addressed me as "NeeDoh Loser #3" 🍭❇️. Not just a loser, #3. Which means there’s an actual ranking system, and I’m taking home the bronze 🥉👑. Did I stand in the aisle reconsidering every single life decision that brought me to this exact moment? Absolutely 🫠. Was I deeply disturbed that retail workers have created an internal registry for fidget hoarders? 100% 🚨. The embarrassment lasted about three seconds, though 💁‍♀️. Now I’m back home on the couch, blissfully squishing my entire stash and living my best life 🌈🤏✨. Print the t-shirt. Loser #3 is doing just fine 😂💅. #NeeDoh #SquishyAddict

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