@sscomefans: I Kicked the Sensei #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #shaynesmith

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shadow.government0
shadow government :
40 years in REAL combat sports. karate masters still amuse me
2026-10-22 15:51:21
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king_kamehamayhem
RTLM :
Whatever happened to this guy? Saw him live once and he was hilarious.
2026-10-22 16:23:04
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magicmoon37
Magic Moon :
ah yes...dan
2026-10-22 18:56:47
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nolifekixg
NOLIFEKIXG :
I put my sensei in a headlock because he was going to show how to get out of one. my cousin was a Marine I preformed a proper headlock and he nearly passed out.
2026-10-22 17:59:10
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sosa2969
Callahan | 🇺🇲 📖 🥊🎮 :
karate, krav maga, kungfu, tai-chi, wing-chun. theyre all showmanship and no real world application. you try any karate in real life against someone who knows real martial arts and you will die. boxing, kickboxing, wrestling, Mui-tai, judo. those are real martial arts, all that other shit is useless.
2026-10-22 18:56:13
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mcniinja
Mike :
The Sensei at my nephews school taught him to always throw a strong side kick as the first move in point sparring. why? it works.
2026-10-22 18:03:55
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conyo25
Robin :
In the 1960 karate guys went and challenged mma guys and it was about 50/50 who won, but after karate became popular from movies and tv it became sanitized because people didn’t actually want to learn real combat sports and get hurt.
2026-10-22 18:14:09
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ccbegeeking
Captain Cart :
speed blitzed his ass[Crying]
2026-10-23 01:09:50
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swhiting1776
Whiting :
Somewhere out there sensei Dan is plotting his revenge to recover his honor 😂
2026-10-23 00:17:22
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just.a.guy202
Just a guy :
Just cause someone has a blackbelt doesn't make them good. they just learned all the kata to pass the test
2026-10-22 20:41:30
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zxcvbnm9564
user9554155283912 :
So his whole comedy skit is him bragging how tough he is?
2026-10-22 22:05:48
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the_lone_wolf_comic
Proxim’s Ghost :
Those who can’t… teach
2026-10-22 19:55:01
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amoore_in_ky_
amoore_in_ky_ :
it took me 5 days of scrolling to finally hear this whole story and it was 110% worth it 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-23 18:51:25
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misterjanitorial
MisterJanitorial :
I mean you can’t really block a kick without breaking sm
2026-10-23 14:56:18
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white_stag_photography
White Stag Photography :
There are two versions of Karate that exist. The original Okinawan karate, and the Japanese karate. Okinawan karate was about fighting and winning the quickest way possible. Japanese became about showmanship, flowery movements, diluted effectiveness due to the emphasis on kata and performance. An original Okinawan master went to compete against the best Japanese karate masters and easily defeated them all because the Japanese did not train to win a fight; they trained to look impressive, alone, in front of the audience, as a performance. Unfortunately the original fighting style of the Okinawans has mostly been lost or replaced due to GIs from WWII learning Japanese Karate and bring that back to the states. I have a black belt in so-called traditional Okinawan karate, except the more I look back at it and the training it is more closely aligned with the Japanese performance karate America adopted. Mostly ineffective and almost totally useless in a fight with someone who has trained in any style of hand to hand combat. An initial black belt means you can perform kata and bunkai nearly flawlessly. Kata by yourself against no opponent, basically a dance. Bunkai a dance with a partner where both perform a specific practiced choreographed fight where the student testing always wins. If you are a better student and really want to learn effective fight and defense techniques you find another like minded person or small group and you spar using your techniques. This quickly teaches you that 95%of what you are taught is ineffective at best, and potentially deadly to yourself at worst. You will begin to learn how to actually fight when the person across from you is actually fighting back and not using pre determined moves. Kata can be beautiful because of its stylized routines. It can teach your body muscle memory for stances, movements, combinations, attacks, and blocks. It can also begin to teach your mind to recognize patterns of how attacks are telegraphed from your opponents movements. But if you do not separately practice these steps in a sparring setting to find the actual useful way to employ your techniques you are doomed to fail.
2026-10-23 07:27:54
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k.brightest
K.Brightest :
Play magic with me✌️
2026-10-22 16:35:42
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foxweasel2
Fox Weasel :
kicking seams fair for karate
2026-10-22 18:07:42
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senebris66
Senebris66 :
Karate is in no way useful in a real fight, better used for exercise than to rely on for fighting. Cant tell you how many experienced karate users ive seen get grounded by a dude with mild street fight experience.
2026-10-23 03:47:22
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cooingdelirious3
cooing delirious :
there's a difference between a fight and a sport
2026-10-23 07:59:10
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mattyxmessiah
𓂀MattyxMessiah𓂀 :
I had to put my sensei in a flying guillotine to win my black belt. I've been training for it since I was twelve, and I won that shit when I was twenty-two
2026-10-22 19:10:19
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aquaaura0725
AquaAura3032 :
New Taunt unlocked
2026-10-22 18:09:33
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angelwilliams734
angelwilliams734 :
Funny
2026-10-22 22:41:03
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tommyevaristo
Tommy :
Where do I buy that shirt?
2026-10-22 23:32:02
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james_school
Bomingus jontel quantum :
Bro like my grandpa took one year to get a black belt in karate
2026-10-22 21:52:24
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beatman273
Beatman :
funny guy
2026-10-23 00:36:52
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