@theonion: SWAT Team Robot Successfully Dismantles Black Man Evacuation orders were in effect after downtown residents noticed a Black man was left suspiciously unattended in a high population area.

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Thursday 22 October 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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droxec
Droxec :
What do you mean.. "Dismantle"
2026-10-22 19:30:40
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griffinp1321
Griffin Prater :
Lubbockite here, we are still sheltering in place.
2026-10-22 17:45:50
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hearsayeric
Eric :
I didn't realize this was the Onion at first and was very very confused.
2026-10-22 18:21:28
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kizedeth
Kize :
The robot
2026-10-22 20:38:49
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finnagetbusy
busy*️⃣ :
fym mean dismantle??😭
2026-10-22 20:27:05
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sffmunkee
sffmunkee :
This is too close to actual news. American government is killing the Onion
2026-10-22 21:15:40
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pfgirl11221
MiddlenameAwesome :
I know its not real because its too green for Lubbock lol
2026-10-23 17:58:15
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muscles1023
muscles1023 :
Lubbock don’t even look like that 😂😂
2026-10-23 14:11:04
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ajiork
ajiork :
Did they put him back together😥
2026-10-22 17:06:22
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ectoplasmbiologist
🫈ectoplasmbiologist🛸 :
Did the man get hurt?
2026-10-22 17:09:12
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mkthagreat
MK :
Dismantle??
2026-10-22 17:51:07
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pepsifortvgame
Tink :
Oh yeah this is an onion all-timer already
2026-10-22 17:35:40
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mattoftexas
MattofTexas :
Lubbock mentioned 😂
2026-10-23 04:40:50
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kdc_chief
9⁹9𖣂KDC𖣂9⁹9 :
fym dismantle 😭
2026-10-23 00:32:50
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mjsanchez10
Mj Sanchez :
Gotta love the 806 😭😂
2026-10-23 01:53:17
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serious_lemon
Shane Rwodzi :
this is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-23 12:02:11
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themissdaze021
miss💫DAZE :
This is America, say no to racism
2026-10-22 23:30:37
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randomguy4662
randomguy4662 :
"dismantle"
2026-10-22 19:30:31
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glumeelink
glumeelink :
this might be the funniest one they've done in a while
2026-10-22 17:42:24
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yourboys.j
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Is ts real or am i high asf
2026-10-23 01:42:45
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the1andonlydaphne
Daphne :
I live in Lubbock and was like “wtf” until I saw it was the onion 😩😂
2026-10-23 00:12:19
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conyo25
Robin :
Is this serious that’s horrible.
2026-10-22 17:59:36
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adudeinagoodmood
adudeinagoodmood :
that ending about the beatles ☠️🤣
2026-10-22 17:13:11
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andre_do_couto
André :
The onion is no longer absurd news, it is slightly odd news
2026-10-22 21:10:11
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camer0n.h
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Bot in his face like..😭
2026-10-22 20:29:27
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