Captain Smoochie
Region: US
Thursday 22 October 2026 17:14:29 GMT
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courtneymarshall :
i said “for those of you who don’t know me i don’t know why you’re here”
2026-10-22 18:55:22
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Halie 🔥 :
My little sister is getting married again, how hard do we think I'm gonna get punched for starting my speech with "Some of you don't know me, but to most of you, welcome back."
2026-10-22 20:14:25
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Maggie Burkley :
I have 2 brothers. When the younger one got married, the older brother started his speech with “Will is like a brother to me”
2026-10-22 20:00:40
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Emiley Kuhn | Buffalo, NY :
I said "let's give it up for the two most important people here tonight!!!" Everyone cheered and I said "you bartenders really are great... now let's give it up for the bride and groom"
2026-10-22 20:52:13
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em :
I hope you love growing old with her as much as I loved growing up with herrrrrr
2026-10-22 19:04:45
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Karly 👑 :
I said “if you don’t know me, I don’t like being the center of attention like this. If you do know me, you know that’s not true”
2026-10-22 21:02:52
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carolineann :
My sister and brother in law dated for like 8 years. I typed my speech on physical paper and folded it with a little bit of flour inside. Opened up the speech and pretended to blow the dust off😁😂
2026-10-22 20:01:17
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alyssa.makeup.art :
I wanted to start mine with “I’m sure you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today”
2026-10-22 19:56:51
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Katie BoBadey :
At my sisters wedding I said, “I told my sister I didn’t like public speaking, that it was hard for me to do. She said, just do a couple of quick lines, you’ll be right. So I went out the back before and did, it definitely helped”
2026-10-23 02:36:58
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Livvinitup🐆🎱🍒🪩✞ :
my cousin said “they say your not supposed to meet your heros, my brother met his the day i was born”
2026-10-22 20:06:54
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Brett 🤘 :
Make sure you transition with “but in all seriousness“ after the silly inside-joke story that no one knows about
2026-10-22 20:30:25
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karime.marrufo :
If you would’ve told me 5 years ago that you were marrying Mark, I would’ve said “ who’s Mark?” *bride and groom met 3 years ago*
2026-10-23 00:19:50
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rue 🍜 :
i was adopted so i went with “i’m the groom’s sister… if the family resemblance wasn’t obvious” (he’s white, i’m asian)
2026-10-22 22:36:32
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dr. mads 📚🇨🇦 :
i spoke last so i started my speech at my best friend’s wedding with “i want to begin by thanking the incredible people who opened my set for me”
2026-10-23 01:46:22
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merg :
I was so tempted to say “for those of you who don’t know me, I’m sorry”
2026-10-22 18:40:39
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Schmidt ♡ :
my sister said "hi im sam ive known erin all my life um okay" and then sat down
2026-10-22 21:43:38
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mcchickensaucepacket :
“If youUu had toOold meeee that Rebekha and Graylan were going to be here one dayuh, I would’ve laughed in youUur face.”
2026-10-23 03:47:29
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MAREEZY💫🪩🤍🎲 :
The way you’re moving like Freddy is sending me
2026-10-23 07:54:46
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Iliana Airey :
i started with "my name is iliana, and i just wanna start off by saying i am single so if you're looking for someone i'll be here all night" i got so many laughs and cheers
2026-10-23 04:59:52
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Enjoyer of Whimsy :
I said “for those of you who don’t know me, one of us is at the wrong event”
2026-10-22 19:57:37
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Meghan Nielsen :
my brother did the toast at my wedding he sent me his speech from his notes and in parentheses he put (pause for laughs) and no one laughed 😭😭🤣🤣
2026-10-22 20:26:01
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kendall ◡̈ :
i was matron of honor and said “i’d like to congratulate the bride on her excellent taste in speech givers” 😂
2026-10-22 23:37:03
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genny📚🎬🩰⭐️ :
I asserted dominance and said “as you all know”
2026-10-22 20:07:25
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liv :
I started mine with “when (my sister) and (BIL) started dating, I didn’t really like him. Now here we are 3 years later at their wedding and not much has changed” it was a hit
2026-10-23 02:58:07
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brightspot222 :
“…sucks to be you” feels like a naturally progression here
2026-10-22 19:42:45
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